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I hope that in spite of everything, Trudeau announces he will remain Prime Minister. Why? For one simple reason: that shit would be MAD funny

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JG Ballard could never write Crash today. Woke car companies made cars too safe to allow someone to endlessly imagine and eroticize various elaborate car crash scenarios

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A front page for the ages.

submitted 129 days ago • 1003 comments

Tried this Cranberry Currant recipe. Substituted the cranberries for a nest of angry hornets. I was stung severely and the the end result tasted rather off. Would not recommend this recipe! 2/5 ⭐️

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

What is it about both Death Grips fans and Swifties that turn them into amateur cryptographers

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Fantastic day for guys who put "CEO/Entrepreneur/Dad 🙏" in their IG and linkedin bios

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The question isnt "why is Jesse Singal obsessed with talking about trans people", it really is "Why is Jesse Singal obsessed with talking about how he keeps getting owned online"

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has anyone considered giving the scared CEOs a copy of Who Moved My Cheese

submitted 146 days ago • 64 comments

'Yawn' by Ay-Ō, 1978. 🌈 www.smithsonianmag.com/blogs/smiths...

submitted 149 days ago • 8 comments

He’s finished! I love embroidering a tabby. 🪡 🧵

submitted 152 days ago • 1167 comments

A personal favorite. The older I get, the more poignant it becomes...

submitted 153 days ago • 403 comments

If even five years ago you told people the richest, most evil villain of your book was also the most annoying person on the planet, you'd be mocked for "shoehorning" in a ridiculous character trait that made no sense.

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Me: "i can't believe lighting another man's cigarette is considered gay, such insecure masculinity" Also me, reading about lighting someone's cigarette as a cruising cue 60 years ago: "how delightfully coy"

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

It's perfectly fine to dislike the classics, but refusing to parse the text before rendering sweeping opinions about the worlds and values buried in these works makes you look like Carmela Soprano ranting about how BILLY BUDD isn't gay.

submitted 157 days ago • 6 comments

The Mosfilm Youtube channel is absolutely full of beautifully restored Russian films from the past hundred years, all free and open to the public. It's a really extaordinary act of archival generosity. www.youtube.com/@Mosfilm_eng

submitted 159 days ago • 7 comments

Berlin

submitted 159 days ago • 59 comments

Currently listening to The Secret History audiobook and the way Donna Tart voices Bunny got me imagining him looking like this:

submitted 159 days ago • 1 comment

Cat. Ca. 1904 - 1908. www.tate.org.uk/art/artworks...

submitted 160 days ago • 32 comments