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me and the baby nice and cozy under the heated blanket :)

i’m nauseous, i have a burgeoning painful pimple on my cheek that just came out of nowhere, i’m depressed, my feet are cold, i didn’t get any writing done tonight—

we are so so nice and warm and cozy under the heated blanket

that goofy picture of hazel i posted yesterday has over 170 likes lmaoooo she’s meant for bsky

my work/sister’s birthday dinner look (plus the addition of a cropped white linen button down shirt to cover my whorish shoulders, at least until i’m free from the office)

how do i tell my sister i don’t want to attend her birthday dinner tonight because i would rather go home and write filth about my self insert oc, a satanic cardinal, and a demonic rhythm guitarist

whatever at least i’m going to look cute as fuck in my little sundress today even if i have to go to work and the district office in it before heading to my sister’s

no i love this, my curse of getting headaches/migraines before it rains loves this too

my mom: you should see the face hazel makes when i give her her little kibble treats me, handing my mom my phone: by all means my mom, taking a picture: is this any good? me: holy shit it’s perfect

I was on a home visit for work earlier, the foster carer was listening to music whilst kiddo watched youtube on mute on the TV, which produced this

he was the guy of all time and i miss him desperately

why is walton goggins like the pinnacle of masculinity to me like men are only hot in my eyes if they give me lesbian vibes. that man dresses like i wish i could. and his physicality is INSANE god. i must contemplate this at my desk for an hour or three.

she was staring at me while i took a selfie

Happy 'Who do you think you are?! I am!' day to all who celebrate. On this day in 2012; Pete Weber wins his fifth PBA U.S. Open, and in the midst of losing his motherfucking shit, he unleashed an iconic catchphrase on the world.

@anamelessfool.bsky.social i was just about to set my phone down and go to sleep when i got fucking CONCUSSED by this on ig so i hope you’re resting with filthy nasty dreams and wake up feeling better to see this

geriatric millennials will be like "i know a banger album" but it's just "Romeo + Juliet (soundtrack)"

outfit of da day (blouse and skirt from depop // necklace, ring, and earrings from little rooms // watch is a simple gold timex)

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 26,1944

How things feel

seconds before this was taken marilyn (grey and white) was violently bapping hazel (black) through the small round hole that is in the side of the cube. terrorism.

Me three months ago: wow four double-yolk eggs! Me now: REMEMBER YOU ARE ONE

look at my cute pants and also my cute face thank you

Self-portrait of Bolognese anatomist, lecturer, and wax modeler Anna Morandi Manzolini (1714-1774) dissecting a human brain, 1755 (Museo di Palazzo Poggi, Università di Bologna) #earlymodern #18thc

she’s literally the most beautiful woman to walk the planet

hazel in da cube

my mom texted this to me with “i went to fold the sheets that were on the bed and discovered this”

miss baby was the first to explore the new scratch cube

lrt get their asses

NEW: The International Criminal Court has been asked to investigate former President Joe Biden, Secretary of State Antony Blinken, and Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin for aiding and abetting Israeli war crimes in Gaza.

got a couple fun things for my desk (cat not included, she is NOT going to work with me)

good news guys, birch likes the blanket i crocheted for him :) you’re welcome king

it’s probably only a matter of time before i begin aligning with she/they pronouns lmao

you ever think about how fun it is to experiment with gender like i want to dress like the coolest barista you’ve ever seen in 1996 but also like the old italian men playing bocce on weekends in their loafers and high waist trousers. my style and my sexuality can be perfectly encapsulated like that.

she fucked off but now i’m lonely can someone tell her to fuck back in

can someone tell my cat to fuck off