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Wow Chicago! #HandsOff #FiftyFiftyOne (🎥 Marco Foster)

submitted 3 days ago • 142 comments

Riggs is the Democratic incumbent in the race for a state Supreme Court seat. After she narrowly won the race, her Republican opponent, Judge Jefferson Griffin, challenged tens of thousands of votes. www.democracydocket.com/analysis/all...

submitted 3 days ago • 178 comments

Yankees! With BEARDS!! What hasn’t trump taken from us

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I really think we should’ve let him run with the inject bleach idea

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Crawford has just gotten an unprecedented mandate rename Wisconsin to wokesconsin

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

submitted 15 days ago • 1677 comments

Only correct way to watch the price is right

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Just read the JFK files turns out he was vaccinated

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

B1G west football is back and they’re playing basketball

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

submitted 25 days ago • 1366 comments

Durbin is rumored to be a yes on the CR cloture vote, if you are an Illinois resident take 2 minutes and send one of these, some staffer is at least going to tally the emails before the vote: www.durbin.senate.gov/contact

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

This country is at a level of fucked once thought impossible

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

911 was the most successful terrorist attack because one way or another it led to this countries current collapse.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Once you realize that this war on woke is just the dying gasp of people who can’t handle they’re not cool doesn’t make life easier but does make it so much more embarrassing for conservatives. They’ve become foot soldiers and slaves for the rich simply because they can’t handle being irrelevant.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

They should make a version of the west wing where everyone’s on drugs and using ChatGPT. they should also all have a deep hatred of poor people.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I need a democratic strategist to realize that the right is going to call them Marxist devils no matter what so they might as well get a little socialist. Who knows, by supporting policies that help workers some of them might vote for them.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.

submitted 37 days ago • 360 comments

The USA has officially lost the Cold War in the dumbest way possible

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I had a dream my life would be so different from this Hell I’m living

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit

submitted 45 days ago • 361 comments

What if all of us not working in the government send an email about what we’ve been up to this past week?

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I hope Canada wins by 1812

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Shaq: "In the words of Marshawn Lynch I'm tired as shit America. We getting fired anyway Ernie fuck it!" LMAO

submitted 54 days ago • 40 comments

This is really going to hurt for eagles fans when the chiefs come back and win this

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Conservatives warning about George Soros but make the footage Elon Musk

submitted 62 days ago • 78 comments

We just need to convince Elon to go after the CIA this will be over in an instant

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Laziest scorebug I’ve ever seen

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

What if Tennessee never scores #cbb

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

ESPN+ now ACL high school corn hole national championship match

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Arm punt?

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I love this dumb sport more than life itself, I really mean that. CFB is light years past the basic concept of being alive

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

The sky is falling. They got rid of the Popeyes big box.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Do you guys do a land agreement before or after you powerfully hold space for the lyrics of defying gravity in queer media

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments