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JKR not realizing she's the literal rich, cigar-chomping villain

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Just got an interview lined up for a management position at my neighbourhood cannabis shop! 😄😄😄😄😄

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Every time I see or hear the words "common sense", I think back to my abusive stepfather and how whenever he came up with a new rule he would say "it's just common sense" even though it was never a problem before. This fills me with that same level of rage and injustice

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✨ I only eat free-range organic microplastics ✨

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freedom just didn’t die, it was murdered (real) (not clickbait)

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Reskeet this with a video game that should get a sequel but never will

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As a transgender woman, I'm currently the biggest threat to the world! Behold, as I stay at home and play video games for several hours! Tremble, as I make minimum wage at a retail job! Gasp, as I smoke weed and watch movies from 10+ years ago! Terrifying stuff!

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Please this is the only way I'll be able to get a lunch during work today

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Me if I was a Pokémon

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I'm loving these writing prompts, but it does feel kind of masturbatory. I'm the only one that's going to be seeing any of these, as good as I think some of them are. I do feel like it is improving my writing, but it takes such a chunk of my creative energy that I don't want to write more afterward

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Post a game that is relaxing (wrong answers only)

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I haven't been talking about it much because it's rough all over, but I'm pretty much broke and not getting work. If you can help, please do.

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Coffee number four will fix me

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Not entirely sure if I'm done my chores for the day, or if I've just gotten lazy

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hi frands and community members: we've updated our GoFundMe because we have been evicted and now we have to raise a lot of money to travel across the country on the quick this is new levels of survival mode. we are running out of time FAST #mutualaid www.gofundme.com/f/itsgonnabe...

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I love how in Batman & Robin, Jesse Ventura was like "I get to kiss Uma Thurman? I will take the bit part"

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Kitten has decided that laundry is the first task of the day by making her mark on the bed sheets 🙄

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Executive dysfunction got me this morning. Sucks when you know what you have to do, and could easily do so, but everything in you is saying "do nothing" instead

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What happened to rocking chairs? They need to make a come back!

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Try Honesty In My Ass youtu.be/_zssP6w0VWQ?...

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Feeling good

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Vet bill reached. Could i get the 700 tonight for my past apartment? Id really rather not be in debt any more.

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What’s a movie that’s culturally accepted as “bad” but you just can’t see the faults in? 🎥🤷🏼‍♀️🖤

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