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I am an alien girl on the internebs pls send help :) she/her https://www.twitch.tv/projektjira
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Great Century, didn't expect it to be Chinese tho

Sometimes your left stroke just goes viral 😔

Kanye's lost it again boys, gimme the Tito's to drown my sorrows away

Jira-Coded Characters

They call me Pinhead the way this box makes me cum

You gotta admit Jimmy Carter basically willing himself to 100 years is king shit, I aspire to have that level of motivation

feliz navidad! feliz navidad! feliz navidad! prospero ano y felicidad

Oh boy Chucklefish is making another sandbox game! I sure hope nothing bad happens!

I came to a grand realization that Protestants make dogshit Christmas songs. There is no good song made by or sung by a Protestant

Remember what they took from you

All of the Blizzard sexual harassment allegations make sense because no man who isn't a sexual harasser would write some of the pickup lines you could use unironically

"vtubers are playing a character" Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah there's the whole 'alien from outer space' thing but I do act like that a lot.

I cannot believe out of all platforms, Roblox was the one to revive Sub Rosa

Seems like I'm eatin good tonight in the games department

I cannot prove this, but I could legitimately say that Iron Fist players are possessed by an evil spirit once they pick him

Marvel Rivals is fun until Scarlet Witch

Sometimes nothing happens, sometimes, the Syrian government collapses.

I'm sure the guy could probably get away with a second assassination, I believe in him

Damn shame Disney is unable to take risks because a heist movie in the Star Wars universe would be the rawest shit ever

Great work Agent 47!

South Korea declared martial law because Stellar Blade was snubbed at the Game Awards.

Took some Benadryl today

I'm reminded on how much of a missed opportunity the sequel trilogies of Star Wars had with Finn

No genre of music fell off harder than country music from the 80s outlaw country that was irreverent of institutions to the stadium country now that is just about girls in jeans, trucks, beers and loving patriotism and the corporate sponsors

Hello Chinese game conglomerate Mihoyo, please make Lighter's ass bigger. Thank you and goodbye.

I should strive to be the most uncomfy streamer ever. There will be no chill vibes, every moment will feel like a mix between Tim Henson and David Lynch

drake is really attempting to prove Streisand effect is he?

I've truly come up with something revolutionary: Put all the dogshit accounts on here onto a list, and have a special option to enable a 'virtual zoo' so you can see people being dumbasses at your discretion. You can enable or disable it any time and once you do they'll instantly appear or vanish

can't wait for S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 to be treated much like Tarkov and for the entire argument of "single player tarkov" to make the community the least welcoming

babe is the discourse back again?

hope everyone in Oklahoma is having fun

BlueSky isn't an echo chamber but we really do need like a couple of circus clowns or something to make the app more fun.

He's locked tf in holy shit.

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www.twitch.tv/projektjira [ #ENVtuber #VtuberDebut ] !!WE ARE APPROACHING THE FIFTEEN MINUTE MARK!! !!15 MINUTES UNTIL DEBUT!!

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love it how none of the fighters committed at all, fuck it give it a rematch