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Pop Punk - Texas Country - likely funnier than you
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When I start to lash back at the haters, it’s time for a break.

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We are about a week away from the UK tour!

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Bed time prior to 11pm is the best.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Neck tattoos hurt a little. Just fyi.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

I just made the mistake of going on my personal Facebook page. Guys…don’t go there! It’s pure carnage!!!

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Does cauliflower rice in a burrito count as a veggie?

submitted 35 days ago • 5 comments

This is bullshit. #tiktokban

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Let’s be honest. How do we feel about Pho?

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve had “Despacito” in my head since NYE!

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She watches me watch football.

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Is have thought this so many times and couldn’t put it into words!

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The pre flight announcements on this American Eagle flight are being voiced by Ai…as if I could stay awake during this shiz before!

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What kind of deal did Nikki from Young and The Restless make with the devil?!?

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Well…they aren’t lip syncing at the Rose Bowl Parade!

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Shit! Anyone forget something back in 2024? Never getting that back!

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What are yall doing tonight?!?

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

Sleeping in a twin bed tonight. I feel like I’m on a 70s sitcom.

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You know how I know I’m courteous?!? I check constantly to make sure my headphones are the only thing making sound when I’m on an airplane. CONSTANTLY! Like at any given moment, the guy next to me is having to listen to Robbie Williams at full volume!

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

The best and worst thing about being in Marching Band was I never experienced PE. I know I woulda hated it, but I was really good at dodgeball!

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This is a new one. The cleaning crew on the plane found that a few of the seats didn’t have life jackets. So I guess protocol is that every life jacket on the plane has to be replaced… Slight delay. Water ready!

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It’s that time of year where every day feels like Sunday for a week or two.

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Merry Christmas yall. Sorry I keep forgetting you are here!

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments

Just used face wash on my hands and then scratched my balls. You guessed it!!

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

My wife talked me out of an espresso at 9:30pm. 👍

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve seen a total of 5 Star Wars movies.

submitted 67 days ago • 2 comments

My dog pooped in her crate so she doesn’t have a pad for a bit…I was worried about her being uncomfortable until I remember how Snoopy sleeps. Shes good.

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So did slipknot wear costumes during the bar show era?

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I’ll met Metallica got made fun of for that name at first.

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My dog is an asshole but I love her

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Grease is a better movie. Grease 2 has better songs.

submitted 68 days ago • 2 comments

What 90s band would you play for someone to sum up the decade?

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

I just learned that crumpets aren’t “crumplets.”

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This is a trap!!

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Howdy Texas!

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone seems so chipper online and then I realize most of you have been awake for a while. It’s 6:46 down under.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Music makes me smell smells, feel driving in my truck with the windows down at 17…and all below. It’s magic.

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

Man. I freakin LOVE dogs.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

You ever get in bed and forget to go to sleep?

submitted 76 days ago • 2 comments

t’s a marathon, not a sprint. Me and the fellas are putting the work in! New music in 2025! :)

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve never actually seen a Steven Segal film. There, I said it.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

Australia - I totally get it! This place rules! Air conditioning could use work…but that’s common everywhere.

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