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please look at this drawing of ditto from the 90s

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Sunset at the Municipal Dock (June 2015) #photography #escanaba #puremichigan #yooper #906life #sunset

I’m so fucking mad. Just watched a youtube video on the top 10 most iconic animal sounds that ranked ‘oink’ higher than ‘quack’. What the fuck

Old person putting a sign on their lawn that says "first person to step on the grass is gay"

Just deactivated my last Twitter account cause instead of giving me my data, it asked me to submit a form, and a few weeks later they told me "you can get your data via settings :) You fool. You idiot"

Just fucking realized that the whole B plot of Toy Story 2 and the whole Jessie/Stinky Pete/Woody Show thing is meant to establish Woody as even more of a foil to Buzz. A toy that forgot his home, when Buzz spends the whole first movie obsessing over his. It's so obvious now

Stand by this: www.politico.com/newsletters/...

Ideal circumstance tbh

Rip to history but I'm different

Ever since I was a kid I dreamed of making a blockbuster game with a AAA company and then immediately being laid off with no royalties

Toby Fox can say literally anything slightly weird and people will go insane within minutes

Had a dream that they mounted nuclear ICBM launchers on the White House and they held a ceremony where Tr*mp pressed a button that launched them all at Russia. And I was frozen imagining how life would never be the same from that point forward

Fire and ice at sunrise on a frigid February morning in 2020. #sunrise #winter #ice #maumeeriver

Certainly! Here's a social media post that's self-referential and quirky, while also providing a subtle commentary on recent technological advancements:

Oops I'm up too late again hahaaaaa

Let's see... I was born October 23rd 1998, and two days later Treehouse of Horror IX aired: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treehou...

I am keeping an open mind on SGDQ in case it suddenly becomes a place many of my friends plan on going to 👁️

OAWOH HOH HOH!

I like having a good PC :) I spent so long trying to live with a laptop that couldn't do much more than web browsing and it nearly drove me insane. I had the money! I was just very stingy and didn't want to cough it up

To whomever anonymously told me they had a crush on me on Curious .cat several years ago, I hope you're doing okay now. I hope you've since settled for someone much better than me

Going through the socials and making myself sad today. Does anyone wanna kiss me about it

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I love my friends :)

Idk dude a 4?..

I believe that all people are fundamentally good

Hit 500 followers recently and it doesn't feel like anything. On Twitter I would have been really hyped about this, but here it feels inflated by rando zero-post accounts and bots. Thanks I guess? Shrug

Just spent about half an hour trying to figure out why one of my datetime arithmetic functions wasn't working. Turns out my test was using a range from 0:00:00 to 0:12:00 instead of 0:00:00 to 12:00:00

We all know the question, which famous person (dead or alive) would you like to meet. But new question: Which famous person (dead or alive) would you make a podcast with? And I mean at least 100 episodes, not a one-time interview deal

My Supreme Court Justice could beat up your Supreme Court Justice

collab with @beowyfe.bsky.social !! !!!!! assaaaaaahg !!!!!!

Had a dream that a rare astrological event was happening in January where specifically Americans would lose an hour, like daylight savings. It was called "bad January"

One pound of cooked spaghetti save me. Save me one pound of cooked spaghetti

Lisa made a new essence

This is one of my favorite kinds of articles because it is literally 0% actionable. It's valuable info to some people for sure, but for everyone else it's just stress for no good reason lol

"No need to 100% all the games I own, I should just enjoy the experience and play until I'm satisfied" vs "NO LOOSE ENDS I WANNA BE A COMPLETIONIST YAAAAAA"

Chicken AI Pastor

If I was a villain in a superhero movie I would simply ask what their name is and then strike while they do their heroic pose and monologue

Had a dream that I was watching a Twitch stream and the number 69 appeared in the game this guy was playing and everyone in chat who said "nice" got timed out

My dad has a special interest and it's specifically the Shackelton expedition of 1914