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say it, forget it. write it, regret it - Dorinda Medley I dress up famous people before they play pretend Sydney 🏳️‍🌈
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Why does it fit so well I’m crying 😭

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

Ahm fayke?? Ahm fayke?? #RHOSLC

submitted 43 days ago • 3 comments

I feel like every couple of years someone makes this exact movie but I’m not at all mad about Cameron back on my screen. 5 stars.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

wish my life was like a 90's movie where all my friends work in record stores and bookshops and coffee shops and we see really cool bands in small little clubs and get breakfast together and like hang out on roofs and shit

submitted 50 days ago • 528 comments

An entirely fake fire alarm just as I got cosy in bed with my Nora Ephron audiobook narrated by Meryl Streep is, quite frankly, homophobia

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

That’s a wrap

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Birthday in a week

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

It’s quite possible I’ve set my aircon so low I may actually be having a White Christmas after all

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

I feel so privileged to have made so many amazing friends here. I love yapping with y’all and I hope it never ends. Together we are strong! 🏳️‍🌈

submitted 83 days ago • 6 comments

The complexities of me

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

This is actually the perfect descriptor

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Christmas time is here 🎄

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Wine Island turned it out

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

this is crazy

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Did not get one thing Black Friday discounted in my myriad of purchases today

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Funny. How it ain’t so funny. Funny Girl.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

The Real Housewives of The Emerald City

submitted 93 days ago • 6 comments

I would very much like to have thanksgiving in a Nancy Meyers rom com kitchen

submitted 93 days ago • 8 comments

Glee’s most lasting legacy for me personally is turning Let’s Have A Kiki into a Thanksgiving song

submitted 93 days ago • 4 comments

Oh he knows what he’s doing posting this

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Elphaba in the streets. Glinda in the sheets.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Dorit is ACTIVATED #rhobh

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

It really was no miracle what happened was just this

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

“Cold was the steel of the axe to grind for the boys who broke my heart” is a top tier lyric

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Have realised rewatching Girls that I am in fact incredibly Marnie coded and my dismissal of such on the first watch is incredibly Marnie of me

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Sabrina Carpenter brings out Christina Aguilera at her Short n’ Sweet tour in LA.

submitted 104 days ago • 39 comments

The constant autoplay of RHONY S1E1 after new episodes of RHOLSC means that I’m inevitably going to be rewatching RHONY for the foreseeable future

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Less than a week until this winkie prince is dancing through life all over the biggest screen I can find

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Ten year old me watching both of these movies every weekend for a year speaks volumes about current day me

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Hollywood needs to get back into the 80s/90s cocaine and make mid budget random as hell movies again

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Pizza as a food has no quantity. It is simply eaten until there is none left.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Feeling very sixteen going on seventeen if you know what I mean

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

BlueSky feels like the end of Mean Girls… Finally Girl World was at peace ☺️

submitted 107 days ago • 20 comments

On top of many questions I have my first is why is there a picture of a man for “A Little Women’s Christmas”

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think Ariel ate the scallops whose shells she wears as a bra or that they’re still in there and that’s how they’re suctioned to her boobs? Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.

submitted 108 days ago • 395 comments

welcoming twitter refugees

submitted 109 days ago • 3 comments

She’s absolutely done with my shit today

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

this feels like a recession indicator

submitted 108 days ago • 5 comments

Now that PopBase is here I feel like the circle is complete

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder how she’s doing this week

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

I miss this kind of Madison Avenue wiseass humor.

submitted 111 days ago • 2 comments

Summer bodies are made in the last 3 weeks of Spring, unless I’m mistaken

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Adulthood is realising we got through 6 Taylor Swift albums before even they were deemed to have happened under duress

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Look, it’s never been more apparent than this week but my GOD can the patriarchy stop tearing a boss bitch down

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I wish Miranda would turn to Carrie and just slap her real hard across the face

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments