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wrote this piece two years ago today in london. it wouldn't be exactly true to say nothing has changed

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primary complaint about tonights wine tasting was that there wasn’t enough competition

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ate scrambled eggs today and didnt get scared #testosterone

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darby’s looking up kelly clarkson live performance videos. “i want to see her put her whole pussy into a performance” theyre saying. “i want to see what that looks like for her.”

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love the red sox tradition of playing against a college team for the first game of spring training and just absolutely mopping the floor with them every time

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im bringing back “gpoy” in 2025

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the internet seems to have no grasp on what ketamine is or does

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we used to scuba dove together

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they call him colin jost on account of all of his colin jokes!

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i have got to delete this app

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glassine is a beautiful name for a baby girl

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british tinashe is somebody gonna mash my peas

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hes the kind of mf to buy pretzels from a vending machine

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darby and i just stood up from our couch and cheered because the couple on househunters picked the beautiful 1960s a frame cabin

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when darby is feeling extra pathetic they transform into little orphan peepee

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i went to the hoegaarden and everyone there knew you 😐

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linkedin email: Congratulate Sof for three years at Mindfreak Consultant!

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fabuloso is so perfectly named

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Our ancestors were hunter-schaferers

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Q: what does a monkey keep in his suitcase? A: two milks!

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i’m like the mount rushmore of drag

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thinking about the first gay people i ever met who were a lesbian couple named shoshi and red who lived in the illegally zoned basement apartment in the brooklyn three flat i grew up in

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happy valentines day to the girl in front of me on the train who just wiped her snotty nose all over the shoulder of her boyfriend’s jacket

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oh, this important figure in queer history? no, they were not trans, which we dislike. they were the kind of gay that is so similar to being trans the differences are largely inscrutable and demand intensive biographical study, which we like

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that guy is a few poops short of a butt

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night class is apparently not going well

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berger

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jarring and frightening to hear “ijbol” spoken aloud

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just had to ask darby if glenn close was a man or a woman

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wrote this piece two years ago today in london. it wouldn't be exactly true to say nothing has changed

primary complaint about tonights wine tasting was that there wasn’t enough competition

ate scrambled eggs today and didnt get scared #testosterone

darby’s looking up kelly clarkson live performance videos. “i want to see her put her whole pussy into a performance” theyre saying. “i want to see what that looks like for her.”

love the red sox tradition of playing against a college team for the first game of spring training and just absolutely mopping the floor with them every time

im bringing back “gpoy” in 2025

the internet seems to have no grasp on what ketamine is or does

we used to scuba dove together

they call him colin jost on account of all of his colin jokes!

i have got to delete this app

glassine is a beautiful name for a baby girl

british tinashe is somebody gonna mash my peas

hes the kind of mf to buy pretzels from a vending machine

darby and i just stood up from our couch and cheered because the couple on househunters picked the beautiful 1960s a frame cabin

when darby is feeling extra pathetic they transform into little orphan peepee

i went to the hoegaarden and everyone there knew you 😐

linkedin email: Congratulate Sof for three years at Mindfreak Consultant!

fabuloso is so perfectly named

Our ancestors were hunter-schaferers

Q: what does a monkey keep in his suitcase? A: two milks!

i’m like the mount rushmore of drag

thinking about the first gay people i ever met who were a lesbian couple named shoshi and red who lived in the illegally zoned basement apartment in the brooklyn three flat i grew up in

happy valentines day to the girl in front of me on the train who just wiped her snotty nose all over the shoulder of her boyfriend’s jacket

oh, this important figure in queer history? no, they were not trans, which we dislike. they were the kind of gay that is so similar to being trans the differences are largely inscrutable and demand intensive biographical study, which we like

that guy is a few poops short of a butt

night class is apparently not going well

berger

jarring and frightening to hear “ijbol” spoken aloud

just had to ask darby if glenn close was a man or a woman

cooking fish for dinner always seems like a great idea until i have to cook fish

#thefloor a very important place to lay

the suicide/transition dialectic