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jasafterall.bsky.social
I like vtubers and I funnypost. 💭🌿🎩🎼🍵 || 23, He/etc. Pfp is art made by my friend @ehjur.bsky.social I will probably rs lewd art, if not straight-up hentai. Please don't be a minor. Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
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You can make truck nuts woke by putting them on a girl truck

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happy father's day!

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

A pack of Pokémon cards is like Schrödinger's cat. As long as they remain unobserved, the cards are in a state of quantum superposition, being every possible card simultaneously. Therefore, by keeping one unopened pack, I have every card in the set.

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温泉行きたい～らくがき～

submitted 61 days ago • 2 comments

Sokka: My first girlfriend turned into the moon. Midwestern Zuko: Uff da.

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big splash

submitted 26 days ago • 63 comments

Most ethical place to fart? First class section on the plane, while walking to your seat.

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submitted 36 days ago • 5 comments

TSA be like: "Unexpected item in bagging area."

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

[ #CrimzonMuze / anon comm ] POV Ruze got back from a TTRPG session and he's yapping about it to you

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

So dudes have a secret cum button up their ass. What if other organs have similar functions and we just haven't tried yet? We could be missing out.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

baby star 💫

submitted 61 days ago • 55 comments

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Was really hoping for an old white guy pope this time, and the conclave did NOT disappoint 🙏 Huge win for representation, they really needed this one.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Normalize driving around in cars that are just absolutely FUCKED up

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If AI is so smart how come it can't tell that I want it to leave me alone

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

#Bettelful

submitted 82 days ago • 3 comments

Oh Bye, Mumei 🤎 I'll miss your cute outfits, you charming personality, and beautiful singing. Please be happy in life, it's what you deserve.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

The Blowjob

submitted 55 days ago • 13 comments

You ever look at the live chat on the Lofi Girl streams? What's even going on in there?

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

battle bunny 2b

submitted 60 days ago • 8 comments

[Woke preist]: D-E-I. You know what that is? Latin for God. God made a diverse set of people. But in His eyes, we're all equitable. And we will all be included in His grace. Can I get an Amen?

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Stand-up comedians already write jokes about situations that never happened, so why not be completely unreal? Could they write an extended story about how they recently time traveled, or is the audience too expecting of realism to suspend their disbelief? Can this style only exist in sketch comedy?

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Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive. No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief. 1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.

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I feel like improved performance and framerate should just be the thing that happens when I put the switch 1 game in the switch 2, without having to buy an upgrade. The processing power is there bro, just use it. You don't need to ask permission.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Humorous and untrue statement

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

cynthia

submitted 96 days ago • 16 comments

Hooking myself up to the Princess Bride Life Destroyer just to take the edge off

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Gemma

submitted 102 days ago • 20 comments

International Women's Day? That's every day for a guy like me.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Gina wants to be sexy but has sensory issues 😔 #nswfart #nsfw #oc #lingerie #curvy

submitted 104 days ago • 23 comments

We should be able to put those Mario Party coin traps on Wall Street so if an investor steps on your spot they owe you $50.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

The Gem of Wilds

submitted 107 days ago • 26 comments

If you're a switch or a vers do you get a priority pass after having sex

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