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Just continued my yearly tradition of randomly thinking of and looking up Desmond Morris to see if he’s still around— can confirm yes there still is good left in the world

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Are people genuinely eating pb&js with baguettes? That’s like eating a Brie quesadilla— possible, yes. Pointless? Yep. It doesn’t elevate the experience, y’all are just gentrifying struggle meals

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Fern the Diplodocus says hello and that you should remember to keep your teeth clean 🦕

submitted 34 days ago • 124 comments

The democrats are so cooked. They handed Trump this win wrapped up in a bow and unfortunately a lot of the electorate is going to view him as a free speech hero for this

submitted 35 days ago • 6 comments

The only thing running corporate America rn is desperation and coffee

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Metro Atlanta, currently

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Nearly half of the time when I’m ubering to a new place, the driver will ask me for directions. Um I’m directionally-challenged, doesn’t Uber have a gps, and is it not your job to know an area as a taxi/rideshare driver?!

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Feeling like this year hip-hop will no longer be the number one genre. Which I feel neutral about, just want it on the record

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

A Harvard grad, native New Yorker, and stick shift driver enter a bar. Which one shows it’s their whole personality first?

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

There’s something both sad and beautiful about all of us one day being in an old folks home doing our favorite bits from Futurama

submitted 65 days ago • 35 comments

It took me FAR too long as a white dude to accept that racism really is at the core of so much that is fucked-up and wrong about the United States. There's a difference between understanding it intellectually and seeing the depressing fact of it until even someone like me can't deny it anymore.

submitted 70 days ago • 89 comments

"Once upon a time," he said out loud to the darkness. He said these words because they were the best, the most powerful words that he knew and just the saying of them comforted him.

submitted 76 days ago • 65 comments

submitted 80 days ago • 108 comments

Due to big oil and spineless politicians, “brain plasticity” now has a double meaning

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

@washingtonpost.com mum’s the word on any and all stories about the Amazon strikes, huh?

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

Someone tabling just asked me my age and when I said 26, proceeded to tell me how “amazing you look for your age.” Wild as HELL.

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

My new hobby is soaking up the last few weeks in DC before the vibe shifts

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD

submitted 95 days ago • 1198 comments

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

submitted 96 days ago • 1283 comments

I don’t think people realize just how bad the bloating with acid-reflux gets. Cause I’ve had one apple and now I’m fucking Octomom

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submitted 97 days ago • 281 comments

Apparently’Blacks for Trump’ only get to wear tee shirts at the rallies.

submitted 99 days ago • 661 comments

We regret to inform you it’s going to get a whole lot worse

submitted 102 days ago • 455 comments

We should rename the MTA PMS since it always comes at the most inopportune time and leaves me sad and angry

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Happy to be on a text-based app that’s not flooded with cynicism (yet)

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments