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Marketer by day. Soccer enjoyer also by day. Transit advocate. Husband, dog dad, and overall dork.
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An episode of The Pitt sandwiched between two of St Dennis Medical; talk about a roller coaster of tone

40 lbs down since November. Almost 50 since October. Imagine if I actually hit the gym

That was some crap defending #AllForCincy

Denkey hat trick incoming #AllForCincy

That’s a dub lineup if I’ve ever seen one #FCCincy #AllForCincy #CCC

Me trying to listen to literally anything. My wife’s phone volume while watching TikToks

Now it's time for my daily ritual of "where did I put my glasses"?

Noooo! @msnbc.com, don’t mess this up. The Weekend trio is 🔥—they keep it real & that’s what folks are looking for right now, but so does Joy Reid. She brings facts, truth & a perspective we can count on. We need that now more than ever. Real talk: replace Morning Joe instead. Viewers are over it.

KD!!!!! #AllForCincy

Now that McConnell is not running again, can Bernie do the same and follow suit?

MLS kicks off its 30th season today. The most successful & sustainable pro ⚽️ league in US history. A league whose academies identified & developed many of the European-based stars of the USMNT. A league that brought Messi to 🇺🇸. And yet a league responsible for the destruction of American soccer.

Great piece of business by the #FCCincy front office. #AllForCincy

Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance. Democracy requires your courage.

iS eLoN tHe DiCk ChEnEy? Is kylo ren darth vader?? Fuck outta Dick Cheney started a fake war and shot a guy. Dick Cheney was levels of fucking evil u- If Dick Cheney played in this era??? He would be unguardable. How dare you

A Bucha brace? Nice! #AllForCincy

KD is on the board! #AllForCincy

Buuuuucccchhhaaaa!!!!!! #AllForCincy

Kubo is getting beat up #AllForCincy

Really hoping #FCCincy can find a way to make Luca happy soon. We’re going to need him #AllForCincy

Listening to the MAGA divorced dad at the end of the bar at Bdubs makes me realize that a lot of these people need serious psychiatric help

In the year of our lord 2025, I should not have to add my work history to an online job application if I've already uploaded my resume.

Thunder all night and snow in the morning. Just a drunk Ohio February as is usual

On today’s video we discuss our entry into this year’s TST, and why our team losing would actually prove we're right about everything wrong with American soccer. By: Tactical Yanks

A couple of things. #USL media rights are up in 2027 and #MLS season is about to start. After thinking about it, I think this is just to get some press and possibly play for a new media deal. After years of USL throwing pro/rel around for 10 years without anything to show, they need something new.

Watching a clip from Football Americas where an ESPN reporter is talking about how he ranks #MLS as a top 10 league (It is BTW); and seeing Herc Gomez slowly transform into a corncob is kinda funny.

I like how #USL made it clear that pro/rel wasn’t in the cards for this new D1 league but that hasn’t stopped the pro/rel weirdos from projecting their desires on to this doomed experiment

USL announces they're starting a D1 league. Pro/relAnon weirdos grab their lotion.

Pro/rel people have a kink that they're not exploring in a healthy way so they want to "punish" soccer teams for being bad.

May I propose a compromise?

I wish #USL luck and I’m making a YouTube video about this. However, #MLS has a 30 year head start and lots more money on its side

They used Mr Brightside in the kit reveal video. We’re never getting rid of that song now! Dammit! #FCCincy

Hate to see Lucho go but he wanted out and I think #FCCincy will be better with Evander

Never thought we were in danger of Kid Rock getting a Kennedy Center honor but here we are.

Both would get boat raced on a regular basis #MLS

Oops 😬

Chris Albright should focus on signing guys who only under perform their contracts, that way there is no conflict

This is terrible. The Trump administration not only fired Coast Guard Admiral Linda Fagan, but a Trump official told her she had only three hours to vacate her house. Don’t ever tell me Republicans support the military.

Step 1: Say you want to leave with years left on your contract. Step 2: Don’t show up to camp Step 3: Get mad that you haven’t gotten a deal because no Argentine team has that kind of $ Step 4: publicly diss your GM

Things I’ve never learned: How to use a pressure cooker. How to drive stick. How to Dougie

Jesus. The bar that some of these anti- #MLS people set. Oh well. In a couple weeks I’ll be at a stadium that’s a 10 minute walk from literally 100 bars and a short streetcar ride from 100 more.

American soccer has always been better off without the #NASL and #NYCosmos. I’m glad both are defunct and that Rocco wasted 8 years on a fruitless lawsuit

Evander #MLS MVP and Denkey Golden Boot. #AllForCincy #FCCincy

New phone. So now it’s time to play: Do I remember my passwords!

Hey remember when Russia sent bomb threats to blue cities in swing states on Election Day and our leaders just collectively shrugged, and the media just moved on? I can't stop thinking about it.