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I am running for Congress against Lisa McClain because I care about Michigan. I want to represent the people of my state. No PACs. No donations over 3 digits. Corporations are not people; money is not speech. New website coming soon
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Car insurance is up. Aftermarket parts are through the roof. Tariffs on steel, aluminum, and auto parts are the highest in decades—and you’re footing the bill. Meanwhile, Lisa McClain and John James are too busy kissing Trump's ring to notice Michigan families getting crushed.

@RepLisaMcClain wants to bankrupt America and destroy Michigan families — all to please a guy who managed to bankrupt casinos. Let that sink in. #NoPACsNoPartiesNoBS

🚨 Trump wants federal workers to pledge loyalty to him — not the Constitution. That’s fascism. Lisa McClain? She’s clapping along, like always. She doesn’t read bills, just obeys the cult. NO PACs. NO PARTIES. NO BS. newsweek.com/trump-administration-federal-employees-merit-hiring-plan-2080139

Hey @GuinnessWorldRecords, how about a new category? 🏆 Most Dick Pics Shown on the Congressional Floor Nominee: Lisa McClain — breaking records no one asked for. Making Michigan proud… if your pride is low standards. #LisaMcClain #CongressionalFails #NoPACsNoPartiesNoBS #MI09

"Cluck cluck Cluck, cluck cluck cluck. Bak bak cluck." President Taco

What the fuck is wrong with Lisa McClain? A young woman’s death is heartbreaking—not a damn prop for your anti-immigrant fearmongering. Stop using tragedy to score cheap political points.

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Lying Lisa talks about honoring police—but backed the mob that beat them on Jan 6. She broke her oath to the Constitution within 72 hours. She's not a patriot. She's a fraud. #MI09 #LyingLisa

Sometimes it’s the small wins that hit the hardest. I was struggling with a part on my motorcycle—something I’d never done before—but I stuck with it, figured it out, and got it working just right. That little “hell yeah!” moment? That’s what makes life feel good. Growth, grit, and the ride forward.

Eternal orange hue grant unto him, O Lord, and let perpetual spin shine upon his hair. Rest in delusion, our Holiness of Hubris, Pope MAGA the First, Supreme Pontiff of Propaganda. Reign forever in ignorance, our God-King of Golf, Bestest of the Most Greatly, Blessed Be His Brand.

If you're a journalist and Donold says 'you're not being very nice,' congrats, you're doing your job!

Lisa McClain was all in on Trump’s rally… until she saw the polls 📉. With his approval ratings tanking and the rally set to be more about protests than applause, she backed out faster than a political flip-flop 🤔. Guess even the ‘Trump Train’ has its limits 🚂.

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: President Trump announces plans to run through the year 40,000! Elon Musk has reportedly discovered the Fountain of Youth, but it only works if you bathe in it while screaming “WITCH HUNT” and turning a bright, healthy shade of orange. Totally normal. Democracy is doing great.

MTG just called the Pope’s death “evil being defeated by the hand of God.” And Lisa McClain says nothing. She poses for pics with MTG but won’t stand up for her own faith? If you won’t defend your religion, how can you defend Michigan—or the Constitution? #MI09 #Catholic #GOP

Only 9% of Americans ride—because our laws are outdated & unsafe. In MI, no helmet = legal, but lane filtering = illegal? That’s backwards. @GovWhitmer @MISenate @MIHouseDems fix it: ✅ Filtering 🧠 ECE/MIPS helmets 🪪 Tiered licenses ♻️ Safer roads #RideSmart

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Richard Dawkins most famous reply to: "What if you're wrong?"

We live in the dumbest timeline

Happy Zombie Jesus day, I mean Easter.

Lisa McClain is deranged.

Jesus was a solar myth. That Americans now use to spread hate.

My 92-year-old grandmother — 100% old-school German — was horrified by the image on the right. She’s seen what real fascism looks like. If this doesn’t make you furious, you’re not the good guy. You’re the reason history repeats

SO JUST TO RECAP: 1. The Supreme Court rules against Trump 9-0. 2. He flies in the dictator of El Salvador specifically to say he won't return Kilmar Abrego Garcia in front of the whole world. Is this supposed to be evidence for the Supreme Court? 3. The timing indicates a high level of concern.

Hey @RepLisaMcClain, how exactly does detaining tourists help Michigan’s economy or tourism industry? Are we supposed to offer ICE detention as a vacation package now? www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

As folks celebrate Easter ✝️ and Passover ✡️, I’m reminded of how the Invisible Pink Unicorn 🦄 and the Flying Spaghetti Monster 🍝 inspired me to ask big questions with humor and curiosity. I may not share traditional faith, but I deeply respect those who do. R’Amen 🙏

My campaign is fully open-source 🚀—transparency, no backdoor deals, and decisions based on YOUR input 💬. When I’m elected, everything will be fully accessible, just like Linux—no corporate control, no secret agendas. Think of it as democracy, but upgraded 🖥️⚡️. #NoPACsNoPartiesNoBS #MI09

Lisa McClain says people who deflect should be replaced. Cool. When are you resigning? #ShowYourTradesLisa

So if you want to buy a $10K CF Moto tomorrow, it’ll cost you $20K. 104% tariffs. Helmet? Double. Chain for your Harley or Honda? Double. Xbox or PS5? Also double. This doesn’t help workers—it punishes riders, gamers, and families. Messing with my ride? Too far. #tariffs #104percent

Trump said: “No inflation, oil down, food down, interest down.” Reality: Oil’s volatile, Fed hasn’t cut rates, food still pricey, inflation exists. Tariffs = you paying more. Orange makeup might’ve hit the bloodstream.

It's funny because it's true.

All tax breaks for billionaires, no real jobs for Michigan. Just like Foxconn in Wisconsin—empty promises and BS. #Scam #TrumpLies

Elon Takes the L

🎬🔥 Watch these spineless grifters lie to your face in real-time! Today’s script? Written by North Korea’s top propaganda director, Kim Yu-Bullsht. Starring 🎭 Lisa McClain, Derek Schmidt, Steve Scalise, & Mike Johnson in Gaslight: The Sequel. www.youtube.com/live/M5xzihu...

"Lisa McClain cries about 'hijacked town halls' but won’t even hold one. She’s just afraid of facing real people with real questions. The only thing that needs to stop is her BS. #AccountabilityMatters #HoldTownHalls"

Elon crying about people laughing at Tesla’s stock drop is hilarious when he: Mocked Meta’s stock crash Cheered Disney’s stock decline Dunked on Rivian & Lucid struggling Manipulated Bitcoin & laughed when it tanked He loves it—just not when it’s him.

Trump’s 25% auto tariff will crush Michigan jobs and raise car prices—Lisa McClain & John James are silent. They bow to Trump while he sells out our auto industry. We need leaders who fight for workers, not billionaires. #NoPACsNoPartiesNoBS www.freep.com/story/news/p...

Twitter is down

Lisa McClain's all for Musk's DOGE cuts—unless it costs her the chair. Now that Stefanik's back, McClain's gone quiet. Funny how 'draining the swamp' doesn't include your own seat. #SwampDrama nymag.com/intelligence...

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Elon Musk paying for petitions and rewarding supporters is straight-up election interference. Money shouldn’t be able to buy influence like this. Wake up, people.

Trump's auto tariffs will hurt Michigan jobs, but @RepLisaMcClain & @JohnJamesMI will still kiss the ring. They don't care about our workers—they just follow orders. We need reps who stand up for Michigan, not party bosses. #AutoJobs #MichiganFirst www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...

Trump’s tariffs are hurting Michigan, not helping. Higher car prices, lost jobs, and trade retaliation. Lisa McClain should stand up for workers, not blindly support failed policies. We need real leadership. #NoPACsNoPartiesNoBS

Pam Bondi in a mini skirt, Drunk Hegseth hiding in Asia, Tulsi lying under oath, and the Dems silent or playing hair dye games. The distractions are real, but the truth is clear: the GOP and Dems are both failing us. #NoPACsNoPartiesNoBS #SignalGate

Lisa McClain is a hypocrite She should take her own advice youtu.be/PX9reO3QnUA?...

#signalscandal Hegseth lied Gabbard lied Ratcliffe lied Leavitt lied Trump lied