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The picture is the cyber truck husband being greeted by his second-wife, sons, and grandma

Does this couple/these couples, have a breeding fetish and what does that sound like compared to say average gay sex dirty talk?

This is the ideal make body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Everyone i know who took the fork was retiring anyway and instead got eight months paid vacation beforehand

“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”

we are so fucking back

Anne of Green Goebbels

Oh great

I just watched Sicario, which i had not seen yet. Totally fascinated by Taylor Sheridan’s shit plots and writing and how they are hooked up to a money press for him.

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

You're a champignon, greatest of them all You're a champignon, never gonna fall You're a champignon, still standin' tall You're a champignon, and you'll always be a hero

The better things aren't possible crowd is going to be in shambles over this

Toxicologist here! This will improve the health of zero Americans. Current synthetic food dyes are not causing health problems, and are often times used because they are actually safer than natural food dyes. Reminder that guns are the #1 cause of death of children but we are going to ban food dyes.

US peace deal negotiations:

To everyone that said Democrats like Van Hollen were making a political mistake in defending due process, you were wrong, and we shouldn’t even need a poll to tell us that.

one of the tasks of the American left is to explain to retail and service workers that this is the future that America has planned for them

$5k won’t cover funeral costs from measles!

A year and like eight months out from the next election so let’s look at some polling

This statement about the transphobic Supreme Court ruling by the UK's Crab Museum (yes a museum about crabs) is better than 99% of the statements I've seen on the topic www.crabmuseum.org/visit 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

Yeah because your Nazi sympathizer grandpa would have lobotomized them

Olivia Nuzzi:

Queer Harmer

The daylight between the new guy ritchie show and andrew Tate is… not a lot

Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool

If i was that David Hogg kid i would have told Reince Preibus and Mary Matalin’s husband that they will be deported next.

Like 80% of political content is people whining about unity more than a year before elections and the other 20% is saying if you don’t like the candidate you should have done something about it.

it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.

Not me friend

To kick off our new ban on FDA food inspections, we are promising parents that the chocolate at this year’s White House Easter egg hunt will be poisoned. by Donald Trump

How people became so dependent on their salaries

Jasmine Kennedie for Senate Majority Leader

Bessent sidestepping Navarro and firing the IRS guy makes him most powerful homo since David Geffen

It’s very “only Nixon could go to China,” in the sense that Democrats who call for general strikes and say “abolish ICE” are scolded by a broad swath of other Democrats and journalists, but when Brooks or Kristol say it, they’re treated seriously.

and there is more of this for democrats to do! demand to see the other people renditioned to this prison! conduct on camera interviews with people who have lost social security, veterans benefits and medical care because of DOGE, hold rallies against the administration’s lawlessness!

I, for one, think the median congressional Democrat should be to the left of David Brooks. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/17/o...

Fighting autocracy with David Brooks

“Hi folks it’s me, James Carville. I’m teeed off over this one!! For just $5 though you can help me sue a school shooting survivor!”