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jasmine.dftba.social

Aspiring Author English major Nerdfighter Vermonter https://jasmineedelude4.wixsite.com/jasmine-delude

227 posts 272 followers 272 following

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I did it, I just submitted my last assignment for my undergrad degree. 🥲

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I accidentally chose the most tragic poet to analyze, and realized everything we had in common.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I'm Jazzer. Apparently sharing TB facts is also contagious. @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

The word limit is not enough, So I'll just say, It's a five star read. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ For a more detailed review check out my Instagram read.with.jazzy

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

My Uber was a Tesla today and I canceled the ride. 😂

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

John is talking about white blood cells surrounding TB and then mentions how potatoes are tubercular and my brain instantly went to "body full of tiny potatoes" 😩

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I buy all of John's books twice. I buy the physical copy and the audiobook and then I listen while I read like those read-along children's books. If I ever influence the masses, let it be on this. Because, trust me. It's a whole new world.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Guys, I got berry! Which matches my copy of The Anthropocene Reviewed. Batch 30-40k now I'm wondering if I can find the video that matches. What color did you get? I'm going to tell myself @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social matched mine on purpose. 😌 #EverythingisTuberculosis

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

It happened, I quoted a poem in response to a question. I knew this day would come. #EnglishMajor

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I had a dream that I met John Green and I already had a signed copy of Everything is Tuberculosis, so I asked him to sign a copy of Turtles all the way down, and I called it Turtlerculosis. And then that became a P4A mascot. Anyway, if someone could draw me a tuberculosis turtle that'd be amazing.

submitted 43 days ago • 3 comments

April May isn't the only one with long nipples.

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

No movie has ever made me cry the way The Wild Robot just did. 😭

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

That was an amazing P4A. Such a beautiful weekend, and my favorite time of year to connect with the community. Thank you all for making art and memes, and donating, and sharing, and voting, and my new followers. DFTBA! 💜 #P4A2025

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

See? He said it again.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

In the clurb we're all crying. #P4A2025

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

John: "A little bit of crabulous in your wife" Also John: "You guys made it weird" #P4A2025

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I did it, I just submitted my last assignment for my undergrad degree. 🥲

I accidentally chose the most tragic poet to analyze, and realized everything we had in common.

I'm Jazzer. Apparently sharing TB facts is also contagious. @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social

The word limit is not enough, So I'll just say, It's a five star read. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ For a more detailed review check out my Instagram read.with.jazzy

My Uber was a Tesla today and I canceled the ride. 😂

John is talking about white blood cells surrounding TB and then mentions how potatoes are tubercular and my brain instantly went to "body full of tiny potatoes" 😩

I buy all of John's books twice. I buy the physical copy and the audiobook and then I listen while I read like those read-along children's books. If I ever influence the masses, let it be on this. Because, trust me. It's a whole new world.

Guys, I got berry! Which matches my copy of The Anthropocene Reviewed. Batch 30-40k now I'm wondering if I can find the video that matches. What color did you get? I'm going to tell myself @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social matched mine on purpose. 😌 #EverythingisTuberculosis

It happened, I quoted a poem in response to a question. I knew this day would come. #EnglishMajor

I had a dream that I met John Green and I already had a signed copy of Everything is Tuberculosis, so I asked him to sign a copy of Turtles all the way down, and I called it Turtlerculosis. And then that became a P4A mascot. Anyway, if someone could draw me a tuberculosis turtle that'd be amazing.

April May isn't the only one with long nipples.

No movie has ever made me cry the way The Wild Robot just did. 😭

That was an amazing P4A. Such a beautiful weekend, and my favorite time of year to connect with the community. Thank you all for making art and memes, and donating, and sharing, and voting, and my new followers. DFTBA! 💜 #P4A2025

See? He said it again.

In the clurb we're all crying. #P4A2025

John: "A little bit of crabulous in your wife" Also John: "You guys made it weird" #P4A2025

I am so proud of Nerdfighteria, and so proud to be part of this community. 3m! #p4a2025

Well.

John looks like a 45 year old cigarette mom rn. #p4a2025

#p4a2025