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jasmineandthyme.bsky.social
Somewhat retired film critic, current boneyard expert. hayley_sass from twitter. Largely sharing in-jokes with my old internet pals, sorry 🐨🍉📽️🥅
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REMINDER: if you’re in the conclave tipping comp your tips are due tomorrow

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Weird how it’s May in the southern hemisphere and summer just never ended (JOKES! It’s catastrophic climate change! We have fun here)

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

My sister just sent me a video of my mum teaching the nibbling how to say “Bungholio” brought a tear to my eye the old texts won’t be lost

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Hook turn installation begins now! Mandatory government-issue garish smock dresses and clogs! On-the-spot fines for calling it "parmi"!!

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Actually nauseating to hear Penny Wong speak with so much passion and enthusiasm right now after hearing her be so half-hearted and so mealy-mouthed so often about speaking against Israel’s genocide of Palestinians

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Antony Green should play this like an old style retiree grand final - just start throwing punches with no fear of the tribunal #auspol

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Candidate on panel loses seat is the most exquisite agony you can see on live television

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Turned on the ABC coverage and Antony’s stats board is already in glitching SHAMBLES that man must be beyond relieved to be retiring

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Went to Opera Australia’s Verdi gala concert (or as @pluckyloser.bsky.social delightfully referred to it, the Giuseppe Snack Pack) this arvo, had a lovely time charming the old ladies seated around me, then emerged just as the polls are closing and also THE DOGS BEAT PORT BY 90 POINTS?!?!??!?!

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Had to go to Ashburton for it, but this is democracy veg sausage manifest

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Last night I was eating a cheesymite in my car in the Sparkly Bear carpark and was idly thinking “vegemite is made from yeast that is a byproduct of breweries… wait. Shit. Is vegemite HARAM???!!!!??” (Vegemite is actually halal certified, a subsequent google assured me)

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment