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if I were ever in a band with a modicum of clout this would be what I walk out on stage to youtu.be/6OMiWcmIP5o?...

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to cut down on costs I’m dipping toilet paper into lotion to emulate premium Kleenex products.

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confidently debating my adversary as we both suffer from food poisoning in adjacent bathroom stalls.

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audible boos for the US National Anthem in Montreal before the USA-Canada 4 Nations Face-Off hockey game

submitted 7 days ago • 1838 comments

woah I just saw a picture of Hitler doing a Musk salute. pretty bad look for him.

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after I’ve finished my daily duty of frying my brain on news via social media for 10 hours of the day, I retire to my newest phone game FishingMaster for fantasy of a simpler life.

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It's not complicated. They're just trying to stop women from being able to vote.

submitted 10 days ago • 1153 comments

"[For the Right], D.E.I...is the mere presence of a woman or nonwhite person or disabled or transgender person in any high-skilled, high-status position. And their alternative isn’t some heretofore unknown standard of merit; it is the reintroduction of something like segregation." (gift link)

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she's doing a noise set

submitted 11 days ago • 93 comments

MAJOR EFFICIENCY WIN: the CFPB that’s returned over $21,000,000,000.00 to scammed americans now being dissolved to save every american $2.00 annually

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Frasier has hit the second tower

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doing my duty and muting the family group chat because super bowl

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Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.

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Saltburn (2023)

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the fucking enforcement arm of the federal government is launching a war on integration an effort to push tens of millions of americans to the bottom of an arbitrary hierarchy of value and yeah, it pisses me off to see nominal allies say “oh yeah maybe they have a point”

submitted 16 days ago • 226 comments

This is resegregation. Don't let them gaslight you into believing anything other than what it is. It's an illegal attempt to use the state to push women and people of color out of the work force. slate.com/news-and-pol...

submitted 16 days ago • 58 comments

For a party that says we’re in the middle of a constitutional crisis, they sure don’t act like it

submitted 17 days ago • 350 comments

watching these staunch democrats unable to contain their glee at trump’s positions on gaza is just making me sick man. these people should be put in zoo exhibits

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How are we still getting stories like this www.nytimes.com/2025/02/05/w...

submitted 17 days ago • 125 comments

welp

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The jerk store called. they're always so friendly and helpful there..

submitted 19 days ago • 7 comments

sinner man, but it’s don’t call me late for dinner man

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sinner man, but its cheddar man

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These are the same picture.

submitted 22 days ago • 65 comments

Chicago, baby.

submitted 23 days ago • 342 comments

I hate the guy as much as the next but anytime I see someone call him, in earnest, some variation of “the orange Cheeto” I immediately tune out. I physically can’t care about what you’re saying even if we agree. it just wasn’t a funny thing to say ever and it’s not 2016 anymore.

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guy who put everyone in the world into a panopticon: wait I’m in the panopticon too?

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submitted 24 days ago • 6 comments

1. Getting word that we have another anti-trans EO tonight, this time targeting teachers. It directs the federal government to work with state AGs to put teachers who use trans kids pronouns in jail through "sexual exploitation" laws or "practicing medicine without a license." From a RW source:

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don’t speak your mind to me

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the largest crime done to me is that of time and circumstance. a just universe would’ve given me the middle finger emoji as soon as I had a cell phone in my teens. I would’ve gotten so many more miles out of this guy back then 🖕