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Los Angeles Sparks fan since 1984. Believer in the lord (JuJu Watkins). He/Him ✌️
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Kayleigh Heckel Erasure

Kasie laughing at this, like Markwayne is doing a tight-five, is actually waaaay more infuriating than what he’s saying.

Marina Mabrey in uniform! Cameron Brink at Unrivaled! An in game dunk! THIS GAME HAS EVERYTHING!!! #unrivaled

Me, when I see a Cybertruck

Being a NASCAR fan while viewing the world through the lens that I do was always a tightrope walk for me. But if Riley Gaines and a MAGA prayer are what Phelps and Co. are doing, I am fully out.

It’s 1:15 am and I DEFINITELY didn’t just finish a rewatch of the USC/UCLA game that I attended mere hours ago.

I love watching Sabrina Ionescu on the defensive end because I’m a nihilist so it’s nice to see that someone else doesn’t believe in things.

Updated bracketology should have SEC Refs as a 2 seed in Birmingham 1. Just an incredible performance tonight in Tuscaloosa.

Calling Brooke Wycoff to congratulate and thank her.

Every Diana Taurasi tribute is like “Oh Dee, what a competitor. My favorite memory is when she punched me in the throat when I was making a cut away from the ball.” “Diana is the 🐐. She slashed my tires my rookie year and said “nice slashed tires, rook.”

I will never, ever, understand the wholesale appeal of Luka Dončić. The behind the back pass was cool. The camping under the basket on the defensive end to collect rebounds and the lazy defense just aren’t it.

Very excited for the Lakers to get lobbed straight to hell in the first round of the playoffs.

It was not lost on me that in the promo video, Ally included DiJonai who is, from my previous time on the other app, Public Enemy No. 1 for the Caitlin Clark weirdos, who are the most likely crossover demo. Felt like a very conscious choice and one I very much appreciated.

*Powerman 5000 voice* “Now this is what it's like when worlds collllllllllide.”

Natisha Hiedeman deserves a full share and a guaranteed roster spot next year. #unrivaled

NC State needs to go right at Hidalgo with James. Over and over until she fouls out.

Pausing my tv on sad Keith Tkachuk, hoping to burn the image in forever.

My favorite thing about legal contracts is when you get to page 23 and Section 27 basically says “also all of the above is kind of irrelevant if we decide it’s irrelevant kthxbye!”

Every male B1G referee

Laces BC is the only thing that gives me hope for a better tomorrow. #unrivaled

It took Chelsea Gray less than a month of playing for Nola Henry to quit basketball

Every day I really do try to come up with a brilliant way to combat fascism that wouldn’t necessarily see me on federal death row and every day I just end up waiting for Unrivaled to start on TNT, TruTV, and MAX.

Every edition of Cooking with Mabrey that I am subjected to siphons off a little bit of my will to carry on.

I fully expect UCLA to cede the number one ranking tomorrow to the Big 10 referees, who remain undefeated this season.

The next time some men’s rights incel posts a video with a sloppy sequence from a W game, I’ll be at the ready with the first five minutes of this dogcrap all star game.

55 points with only two 3-pointers for a 5’8” player is now known as Mikayla Blakes Math.

It is very funny that the NCAA committee releases a preliminary bracket (for content) and within 6 hours, two 1-seeds lose games at home.

One SC went on the road and beat UConn. Another SC lost by 29 to UConn on their home floor. Makes you think!

I simply want every single “Democratic Strategist” ™️ who has an extremely not-unique take as to how we got *here* to move somewhere without an internet connection. This is RE: Psaki, but it’s also RE: everybody else.

When I’m not suffering from anxiety-induced irritable bowel syndrome and the crippling panic attacks that come with that, I can do everything.