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jasondprice.bsky.social
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Is Jake Rogers related to Lanny MacDonald?

Anthony Tigers 2nd Richardson base 🤝 Underwhelming Colts

Dammit Colt

Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be Chuck Schumer, Washington's answer to a question no one asked!

Cory Booker needs to start the 24th hour of his filibuster demanding justice for the no call on the Inge HBP in game 163

Well let's see what going on with my former congressman...yep still a massive piece of shit

Let he who has not drunkenly chucked lawn furniture off of the rooftop patio of Toby Keith's I Love This Bar cast the first stone

Fuck him up Colt

Blake Treinen just called ICE on Spencer Torkelson

TORK BOMB

TOBPkelson

Gary Peters about to get a shitload of messages telling him to resign everyday until they block my number

@schumer.senate.gov retire bitch

Been thinking about what the defining cultural product of the Biden era is and I think it's Apple TV. Quality product that seems incapable of marketing itself outside of niche elite audiences, meanwhile Netflix runs circles around it with shows about whether something is cake.

What's it like to be this stupid? Do you see different colors than other people? Do dogs stay away from you on instinct? Do you sometimes forget how to sit down on things?

The world may be turning to poop, but at least i got this beauty from @homefield.bsky.social in the mail today

DALÉ DALE

I see a lot of posts showing people egging Cybertrucks. You really shouldn't do that. Eggs are expensive. Tomatoes and bologna are cheaper and will more damage to stainless steel.

Fuck cancer and Fuck the Bears

Time for a remake of Armageddon, except this time they are trying force an asteroid into Earth

I have Patricia lasting 7 weeks before a crazed Buckeye fan jumps from the stands, grabs the pencil from his ear and tries to stab him with it.

Lol 70000 people screaming "a minor"

Enjoy this because next year’s Super Bowl is going to be Lee Greenwood and the anti-Target MAGA rapper.

Birds going

Mahomes definitely taking as many Ls as Drake

This game going to be about as one sided as the Kendrick-Drake beef

Found that Religious Persecution By The Government you've spent decades looking for

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Big Sean encroaching on your Business Prison turf

Good, was hoping his coward ass was going to get primaried anyway

Michigan’s Gary Peters won’t seek reelection to U.S. Senate. “I never saw service in Congress as something you do your whole life”

Welp...Go Birds

Just going to post "left them too much time" after every score from here on out

Fake punts now? Stop stealing our shit Washington.

Think Washington's about to find out winning is a lot harder against a healthy defense and when you aren't given the ball 5 extra times

Seeing people "well, actually..." the whole Musk thing. My brother in Christ, try that shit at the corner of 7 and Gratiot and see how much of an explanation you can get out that its not a Nazi salute before someone hits you in the head with a brick

Well Dan Campbell was right about seeing Kevin O'Connell in two weeks...

This game ends just like the last time the Lions played Washington, me turning off the game early and going to play a video game

Welp...anyone but the Chiefs

I hope Branch was just sitting down to give the refs enough time to get their heads out of their asses

Sonic wasn't on Nintendo, dipshit

For fuck sake Brady it's a RPO not a triple option

JAMMMMMMMOOOOOOOO

Welp...Go Birds I guess