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Writer/Comedian/Twin Dad/Autism Advocate ▪️Native American TV Lab and Showrunner Program ▪️NBC Late Night Writers Workshop. Repped by Zero Gravity
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Shoutout to my therapist and gastroenterologist for teaming up to find that my personality is the result of holding in a fart since jr high.

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If the dude giving you a tattoo starts singing Crazytown's "Butterfly" to himself, relax - he probably knows his shit.

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Just opened a fortune cookie that read: "If you're reading this, I'm already dead."

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MY WIFE: “I hope when it’s my time to die, I go in my sleep. How about you?” ME: *Waves at the cameras, to all the people watching at home on TV, while a giant toaster slowly lowers me to my doom dressed as a goddamn Pop-Tart®️*

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My only vice is holding onto things.

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Trust issues? I never go into a tunnel unless I see someone else do it first in case it’s actually just a wall with a tunnel painted on it.

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When it’s extra-virgin olive oil but cooks like it knows what it’s doing…mama mia! 😗👌

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You’ve been murdered, who do you want on the case?

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"Zig-a-zig ahhh..." - a Spice Girl getting her throat checked

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Hear me out: A Gatekeeper of Gozer-themed Italian restaurant called Pasta For Zuul.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

For Sale: Peloton shoes, never worn.

submitted 606 days ago • 4 comments