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I’ll give you the first letter, but I really just be goofing off when writing cursive

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 49 days ago • 28 comments

What up blue sky. How do I get followers now?

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

My wife wanted to dance in the snow..

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck it, go big or go home at this point right?

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Prolly wouldn’t but I bet I can skip a crab across the lake like a pebble.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

What’s more embarrassing? Elon pretending someone to ride his own dick or being someone that fucking balls deep?

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Going to the car real quick, brb

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Somewhere out there someone is rushing to tell the president to declare not to fire fireworks for the new years as it will spook the UAP/drones. Starting intergalactic war… come on this shitty blockbuster writes itself.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Bun length hot dogs? Buddy this is going in a Great Value piece of white bread

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone notice the teacher in “brown bear, brown bear” looks just like Peggy hill?

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

God I need 2 things and they can be found at cicis. Gimme like 12 slices of Mac n cheese pizza and another 12 of the chicken Alfredo

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Trump and Elon behind closed doors

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

A student just told me I could be a model for Best Buy. Not the compliment I was expecting but ill take it.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick this, Drake that. Nobody dissed anyone harder than the narrator did to the Grinch. “Your a bad banana with a greasy black peel”. Solid bar

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve abandoned socials for a while now. Maybe it’s time to start posting again.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Hated on the new Jaguar for like 30 minutes before deciding I would prolly still drive it.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

So is blue sky the place or nah. I need to know if I need to commit my valued scrolling time here

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

Reading how much sodium is in an olive after I ate 20-30 in my kitchen as a “lil snack”

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment