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Talked to someone wearing an ICE costume at CPAC.

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"He is a tree-hugging liberal, it seems like, because he talks about diversity in a book... it's funny and ironic and maybe this means Vance is going to run as Democrat and just go full forth into this in 2028." @jasonselvig.bsky.social on JD Vance's book being banned from the Pentagon.

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“When Elon Musk went on stage and took the chainsaw…I think that was the moment Elon Musk actually became president. Honestly, I just want to say this season of America sucks.” @jasonselvig.bsky.social reacts to Musk at CPAC.

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Older ladies wearing sequined shirts that read "Ice, Ice Baby." A man who wears an ICE jacket at Home Depot to scare undocumented immigrants. These are the people @jasonselvig.bsky.social met at CPAC who, like the Trump admin., get a kick out of making fun of mass deportations.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Elon Antoinette

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Real rich spoiled brat vibes.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

New name idea.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

The United Oligarchs of America.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Brought some honest postcards to Trump Tower gift shop.

submitted 23 days ago • 13 comments

We’re all going to die.

submitted 42 days ago • 11 comments

Putting things to the test on instagram.

submitted 52 days ago • 15 comments

Hulk Hogan booed on Monday Night Raw.

submitted 52 days ago • 4 comments

2024 was quite a decade.

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments

Herchel Walker, seen here receiving a roll of condoms, has been picked to be ambassador to the Bahamas.

submitted 72 days ago • 3 comments

Trump sued a newspaper, owns a bunch of real estate and has a cult following. He is basically Scientology.

submitted 73 days ago • 5 comments

I’m running for mayor of New York on one issue. If elected I will cancel Santacon.

submitted 76 days ago • 3 comments

Things could always be better.

submitted 97 days ago • 3 comments

BREAKING: Donald Trump picks ex-wrestler Hulk Hogan for Secretary of Labor and you are about to google to see if that’s true.

submitted 98 days ago • 15 comments

Maybe being accused of sexual assault or at least trying to cover it up is a job requirement in the Trump administration.

submitted 98 days ago • 2 comments

I don’t think Linda McMahon should be Education Secretary but can we please stop the professional wrestling slander.

submitted 99 days ago • 503 comments

Linda McMahon was terrible at taking the Stone Cold Stunner and for this reason I believe she is totally unqualified to be Education secretary.

submitted 99 days ago • 34 comments

A daytime TV doctor, a professional wrestling CEO, and a Fox and Friends host walk into a bar after work at the White House.

submitted 100 days ago • 16 comments

Proud of my totally unqualified friend.

submitted 101 days ago • 17 comments

Reality TV President appoints daytime TV Doctor.

submitted 101 days ago • 18 comments

Opened up The New York Times and saw Matt Gaetz and myself.

submitted 101 days ago • 24 comments

And that was the last time anyone saw Joe Biden…

submitted 103 days ago • 9 comments