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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it fit!!! So proud of myself. It was a pair of socks, But still. Let's be positive here.

submitted 2 days ago • 226 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 8 days ago • 1065 comments

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/16/w...

submitted 10 days ago • 894 comments

"I will bring down inflation on day one." 😂😂😂😂

submitted 14 days ago • 2195 comments

Couldn't agree more!

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The same people wailing about DEI literally can’t spell their own job title.

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submitted 38 days ago • 115 comments

I got a new puppy but unfortunately my boyfriend is allergic to dogs so if anyone knows of a good home, he’s housebroken, 38, 6’2” and weighs 197 pounds. Papers included.

submitted 40 days ago • 475 comments

Man. If I answered that many interview questions with “I’m not familiar with that,” I would not get the job.

submitted 42 days ago • 727 comments

Someone tell that sanctimonious pixie Speaker Mike Johnson that if he places conditions on California's ability to rebuild, his state, Louisiana, the Welfare Queen of Federalism, won't be able to fix any of its roads because that money comes from the far more successful economy of California.

submitted 44 days ago • 765 comments

I’ve never been good at Greek mythology. It’s always been my Achilles elbow.

submitted 45 days ago • 338 comments

Trump can’t legally own a firearm, but he’s about to be given the nuclear launch codes. Very normal country we have.

submitted 47 days ago • 249 comments

When a liberal area suffers a climate change disaster, Republicans say “God is punishing them.” When a conservative area suffers a climate change disaster, Republicans say “Democrats control weather machines.” Must be hard going through life as a full-blown idiot.

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TODAY’S NOT SO FUNNY 🥲….if it brings a TEAR to your eyes give it a 💙and RP, so OTHERS CAN CRY TOO😘😘

submitted 65 days ago • 59 comments

Let me put it this way: If you’re for a ban on abortion but against funding childhood cancer research, you are many things, but “pro-life” is not one of them.

submitted 68 days ago • 42 comments

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY 💯

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JOURNALISM 101 RULE: If someone says it’s raining, and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out of the fucking window and find out which is true. — Now more than ever.

submitted 73 days ago • 113 comments

💯💯💯

submitted 74 days ago • 13 comments

He will live in infamy because history is written by dispassionate scholars based on facts, not ideological political extremists living in their own reality. #NoNamesNeeded

submitted 81 days ago • 1221 comments

“CSI: Mississippi” flopped because there’s no dental records and everyone has the same DNA.

submitted 83 days ago • 663 comments

If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.

submitted 85 days ago • 849 comments

So, where are the Blacks for Trump? A cabinet should represent and reflect its people. This collection resembles an exclusive country club.

submitted 101 days ago • 2247 comments

But don’t worry. Oklahoma is buying thousands of Bibles for their public schools.

submitted 101 days ago • 1427 comments