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Turns out having a mad king who leads a massive death cult rule your country ISN’T as cool or metal in practice as one might imagine it to be. It’s just real dumb.

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Can you imagine how embarrassed The Moon is having to be seen orbiting us?

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THIS is real citizenship & patriotism. President Trump’s lil friend Elon & his Junior DOGE Scouts can’t do their dirty work alone. DO NOT COMPLY.

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Please listen closely as our menu options have changed. We know you have been studiously tracking our menu options but your all labor has been for nothing. Listen. Listen or you'll just waste more of your precious life

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Campaign finance reform is a public safety issue.

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Elon’s vibe is 100% the kid who shows up on the first day of 7th grade in a trying-way-too-hard-to-be-cool getup asking everyone to call him “Snake.”

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Nosferatu was great. Very mythic. And it’s the most work rat actors have gotten since the 2003 remake of Willard.

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The Kennedy Center is about to make Branson, MO, look like The Kennedy Center.

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Anyone else remember that week we were talking about that Australian "break dancer"? That was a fun week.

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We are not a serious planet.

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Why are the people who are always so upset over the IDEA of immigrants “taking away jobs” not upset when this immigrant ACTUALLY takes away jobs?

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🤷🏻‍♂️ #2025

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2025 is like the later seasons of LOST where they just started throwing everything on the idea board in the writers’ room at the screen. Enough already.

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To be fair, do we know what Ukraine was wearing when Russia invaded it?

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Today is National Day of Remembrance for the 120,000 Japanese Americans who were put into internment/concentration camps by an Executive Order. This is a very real part of US history, and I can only hope that we never repeat it again, but it feels, more than before, a real possibility again.

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President Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war by not appeasing Putin is even darker in light of the expansionist language he’s used about Canada & Greenland.

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The only reason Buster Brown was ever such hot shit is that it was competing against activities like staring at a potato.

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A flight crew stripping their own plane for parts while mid flight is the best analogy for the second Trump presidency I’ve hit on so far.

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President Trump & the MAGA Squad may be dumdums, but you know who isn’t? Vladimir Putin. He’s doing a great job of setting up a world where he is the Sun orbited by little authoritarian satellites (like President Trump) who he can control.

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The most fun thing about bad weather is seeing the names of communities on the weather map that you had forgotten exist, like Hustleville, Dog Town & Skirum.

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All it took for young people who “ok boomer” absolutely everything to buy into SNL and Bob Dylan were completely dumb biopics where you see that the people were in their 20s once. We could have avoided all of this shit if only there had been a half assed movie where Zendaya is young Kamala Harris.

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We in the paper mache community share one motto: “Why say paper ma-nay when you can say paper ma-yea?” It’s not a good motto, but we’re not writers.

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I may not have a plan for my looming retirement, but I do have an email alert for when at Jalen Hurts Eagles jersey in my size is back in stock.

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I don’t want to think & talk about politics or resistance or fascism or any of this. I want to think about my loved ones and art and comedy. The 🍊👑 has given me no other choice.

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Billionaires cut public service programs BECAUSE THEY DON’T NEED THEM and see their absence as a market via which they can get money from YOU.

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“The thing to remember is that there is nothing new about the society depicted in 'The Handmaid's Tale' except the time and place. All of the things I have written about have been done before, more than once.” - Margaret Atwood

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I am from & in Alabama, & I love, support & stand with my LGBTQ+ neighbors no matter how many laws get passed.

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Your descendants will look back on you cheering Gov. Kay Ivy’s celebration of the Anti-Trans legislation the way people look back on people who cheered Gov. George Wallace standing in the school house door. I mean, unless the polio gets them.

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I don’t know what to say other than I can’t believe we are here…but I also can’t believe I can’t believe it.

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Whatever stupid, pro-corporate, anti-working class nonsense the Democrats have done (and there’s plenty) they never put a dude with a brain worm who eats roadkill and doesn’t believe in vaccines in charge of HEALTH. It’s a very low bar, but they’ve got that going for them.

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Join us on Saturday! Hit Musk where he's vulnerable. The majority of Musk's wealth is tied to his stake in Tesla and its inflated value. Help pop the bubble. Find an event, host your own and get our ToolKit at TeslaTakedown.com AND PLEASE REPOST

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Imaging some future historian writing on the centuries long reign of cyborg despot Lord X, who ruled the solar system from his fortress on Mars, and unearthing this photo in the archives. “My God, this is where it began…”

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When Elon Musk’s Son Wants A Hug

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“When you see what autocratic leaders try to eliminate, you get clearer on what constrains or threatens them.” - Erica Chenoweth, director of the Nonviolent Action Lab at Harvard

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🔥 This Saturday, join a nationwide action against Tesla & Musk 📅 Saturday, February 15th 📍 Tesla Showrooms Everywhere 🚨 Sell your Teslas, dump your stock, join the picket lines! ✅ Register or find your nearest action at TeslaTakedown.com and get a media advisory and toolkit #TeslaTakedown REPOST!

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Developing a new martial art that entirely consists of 1) headbutting and 2) going “ow my head”

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The mayor is holding a rally at the park on Valentine's Day. He's promised to eat an entire walrus heart to prove his policies are stronger than love. I wasn't going to go, but I heard they're gonna have some of those new smart piñatas that can feel pain and I sort of want to check that out.

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1974. Toronto.

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“Daddy’s home!” - MAGA folks as the president drives the family station wagon through the house

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Cooper DeJean will never have to buy a drink in Philadelphia for the rest of his life. #GoBirds

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Citizens of a truly great nation would be ashamed to have any of their fellow citizens be hungry, unhoused and unhealthy, or let their water, soil and air be poisoned to make a few rich idiots richer. That’s the kind of Golden Age I want to see.

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If you still support the small, sad bully who has once again conned his way into the presidency and you AREN’T a bigot who wants to be grist in a mill that chews up human beings for the pleasure and sustenance of a small group of sociopaths, WAKE UP. You are on the menu.

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