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Are cough drops candy or medicine? Yes. shoddygoods.meh.com/p/candy-or-m...

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

The only scarier than an Alar-laced apple was a grape from Chile. Part 2 of my story about the 1989 fruit panic... shoddygoods.meh.com/p/fright-coc...

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Of course on Amazon there are AI-slop versions of those fake books from that AI-hallucinated "summer reading guide". What I wasn't expecting was an erotic novel by Chuck Tingle where one of the fake books takes physical form and, uh, gets intimate with the author. Some times we live in, huh?

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

It was March 1989 and we were all afraid of fruit. Here’s part 1 of the story… shoddygoods.meh.com/p/fright-coc...

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Apropos of nothing, please enjoy some engraved Elizabethan shoehorns. shoddygoods.meh.com/p/the-shakes...

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Voted for the first time as an Australian citizen, thus earning my first democracy sausage 🇦🇺🌭

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Every Easter song is at least 70 years old. The music industry went hard trying to make it a thing, then realized it wasn’t going to catch on.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

The looser gender roles get, the louder men's products scream about how masculine they are. shoddygoods.meh.com/p/the-speed-...

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

My high-school band turned this poem into a “reggae” song. Happily no recordings exist.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Is the greatest-hits album a thing of the past? I asked @anniezaleski.bsky.social and @dockfidrych.bsky.social for their take - and their personal best of the best-ofs. shoddygoods.meh.com/p/best-in-pe...

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments