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me: can we stop with all the stepsister porn?! pornhub feed: stepmom bangs stepson while dad watches me: can we just go back to stepsister porn?

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

I don’t mean to get political, but can we just be real right now? It’s a lot not alot.

submitted 1 day ago • 71 comments

JUDGE: on the charge of not paying attention how do you plead ME: you too

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

I guess I'm going to have to write down my wishes for this smart-ass genie.

submitted 721 days ago • 4 comments

Greeneville may have 33% more animal escapes than the average zoo. But we’re also the chillest, which you can’t quantify.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Every extra hour that ICE spends facing off with activists is an hour they can't spend kidnapping other people. Every extra minute ICE has to spend contingency planning around activists and neighbors, every extra officer ICE has to put on a kidnap squad, is a drain on their efficiency.

submitted 43 days ago • 66 comments

What’s the hardest part of shaving in the shower? No mirror, right? And even if you had one it would fog up! You know what doesn’t fog up? Eyeballs. Sharks, I’m asking for a three million dollar investment to get me in showers around America to tell people if they’re doing a good job shaving.

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

boofing whippits

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

You don’t have to post about the guy you don’t want to post about. You can just post about cheese

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

twitter is already used as a direct targeting zone for the government to send both harassment mobs and actual prosecutions towards people they don’t like if they actually set up on here, understand what you’re getting into if you want to fight with them block and ignore is much safer

submitted 2 days ago • 39 comments

Women are lagging behind on going bankrupt on DraftKings, drinking themselves to death, and fist-fighting anyone who looks at them funny on the subway but they can catch up.

submitted 2 days ago • 88 comments

I think they should do a Final Destination where it’s ONE PERSON unknowingly almost being killed for 90 minutes, shot in real time, just an unbroken string of Mr. Magooian almost-deaths and then at the end the person dies of a sudden heart attack and Death throws a controller at the TV

submitted 2 days ago • 68 comments

You ever notice that guys only describe their dicks as big or small? Never “interesting.”

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

charlotte (the spider)

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

democratic activist: This is illegal, you can't arrest me! ICE goon, stuffing him into a sack: sure pal, get in the bag democratic leadership: we need to cool the heated rhetoric on both sides, also donate now to fight fascism!

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

I don’t want to brag but, nobody likes me

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

I think the American public has a right to know what Noem is allergic to

submitted 3 days ago • 703 comments

One thing I’d like to note is it would be interesting if society actually did make it 413% more dangerous for ICE agents to operate

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

The first rule of fight club is: you do not tell your mom that I let you watch fight club, kids

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for they shall inherit the mirth

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

submitted 3 days ago • 87 comments

After a long and incredibly exhaustive search, we finally have our DCU Clayface in Tom Rhys Harries. Both Matt Reeves and I were just blown away by this guy, and can't wait for you to see this film, directed by James Watkins and written by Mike Flanagan. deadline.com/2025/06/clay...

submitted 3 days ago • 46 comments

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Tomato and pesto pasta

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

"Stopping baby's breath and a shoe full of rice, now" WTF does that even mean?!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

was out with my kids and we walked past a cat adoption place and let me tell you this was my hardest day of being an adult yet

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.

submitted 5 days ago • 740 comments

I guess the main difference between our approaches is that at the end I will have learned something and you will have not

submitted 5 days ago • 42 comments

For the absolute last time: I never said I thought E.T. dressed in the wig and the dress was sexy, I said I could see why people would think that

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Pilot of the helicopter filming focusing instead on his failing marriage

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Go Birds!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

After a day of peaceful protesting, law enforcement seems to be instigating violence in LA.

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

@jenpsaki.msnbc.com Pepper Pike Ohio No Kings Protest

submitted 6 days ago • 18 comments

Citizens are starting to not only warn flower and food vendors who vend from carts when ICE is in an area. But, more than that, these citizens have gathered money from the community to buy out the vendor's whole cart of flowers or tacos so they don't lose money because they have to take off.

submitted 6 days ago • 22 comments

League City, TX #nokings

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

In America, we have no kings.

submitted 6 days ago • 150 comments

I'm not sure who shared this meme on facebook, but all your aunts saw it and turned it into a protest sign.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Philly showin' up today

submitted 6 days ago • 625 comments

I stopped giving money to Dem candidates after Fetterman sold my personal info across who knows how many dark, blue, and red webs and I implore my fellow liberals to stop giving politicians more money and to start donating whatever you’ve got - money, food - to people in your immediate communities

submitted 7 days ago • 56 comments

Drugs may not solve your problems but they definitely won’t make your problems worse and even if they do make your problems worse at least you’re on drugs to help deal with it

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments