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Half Danish Gentleman Motorcyclist delivering your blood tests and assorted pathology. Owned by two absolute fur demons. We live in the countryside. NO PASARAN. Slava Ukraini. I L O A T H E injustice.
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Happy Sunday.

Done. Sneaky fuckers.

Darlings, I know the everything is, you know, a mess. But I have a new poem up at @strangehorizons.bsky.social today! It'd mean a lot to me if you'd read "Of Water, Always Seeking." I wrote it as a reminder of strength, a reminder to remember who you are. strangehorizons.com/poetry/of-wa...

Bernie Sanders made a surprise appearance at Coachella 2025 last night. So he went from the LA rally to Coachella. He's 83 and fighting like this. This should be an inspiration to all of us. If he can do this, we can all do a little more.

Has this happened to you or anyone you know? Please let the folks at @sydmorningherald.bsky.social know here: [email protected] (PS anyone thinking about travelling to the US should read this and spend their money elsewhere)

One cat over easy, chef.

Cambridge Men, and Women, today you OWN the Thames!!!! So many congratulations!!! 🥂🍾🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏♥️

there is simply no amount of child death that will move RFK to change his mind because he is a predatory narcissist who cares less about health than the gratification of his own ego

Cup of tea; time to kill. You know what that means: #storytime. There is a story the bees used to tell, which makes it hard to disbelieve...

❗️🇫🇷French President Macron: Everyone knows: this war was initiated by Russia alone. And today, it is clear that Russia alone chooses to continue it — with blatant disregard for human lives, international law, and the diplomatic efforts of President Trump.

Congratulations to the Wonderful Women rowing the Cambridge boat, and the Cox! 👍👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🥂🍾

Grey heron, @blenheimpalace.bsky.social Blenheim Palace Park, 12 April, seen with @richard013.bsky.social #UKBirding

This is SUPERB in every way, with astonishing performances from the cast, Henry Goodman and Jeremy Swift in particular. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Don’t stop at Scunthorpe steel — nationalise water, mail, all of rail and energy. Bring them all into public ownership.

Welp, got an answer to this question: Apparently the answer is no tariffs are being collected. Trump broke the system www.cnbc.com/2025/04/11/c...

Going to sleep now, which I will find far easier on this side of the Atlantic, than the other. How ANY of you on the other side of the pond can sleep or wake with the Authoritarian Dictatorship in the White House, and not protest 24hrs a day after day, till he’s GONE, I do not understand.

Call Jonathan Pie - Series 2! The first 4 episodes available now on @BBCSounds - or wherever you get your podcasts from. With more episodes dropping in a few weeks. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...

Call Jonathan Pie Series 2 - with me, talking about *that* statue. First 4 episodes available now on @bbcsounds.bsky.social

And now another song question - the song that inspires you - the one that helps you believe we can make a better world

MTG to be investigated for insider trading. SMITE!!

Michael Fabricant, the spaghetti “haired” Tory FREAKWIT is first to leave the CBB house. Restores my failing faith in Democracy. I hope #itv didn’t pay him much. As ye sow, so shall ye reap, Mickey. You’ll never be forgotten for your role in the recent Tory shitshow.

Brilliant and heartbreaking that he has to say that elementary school children do not pose a risk to our national security or that ICE has no place in our schools. 🤬 😞 💔

BREAKING: An immigration court determined our client Mahmoud Khalil to be removable from the U.S. based solely on his political speech. The fight isn't over — we'll keep fighting for Mahmoud's freedom and all of our First Amendment rights in federal court.

Fuck This Shit

I don't know what it's going to take for the Americans to depose the traitors, but it's not going to get any easier from where we are now.

REPORTER: President Trump looks healthier than ever before. I'm sure everybody in this room could agree. Is he working out with Bobby Kennedy and is he eating less McDonald's? LEAVITT: I can confirm the president is in very good shape

payday again redbud gets more tattoos #haiku #senryu

Our government feels like when Scar took over after Mufasa died. Just a bunch of ecological damage and hyenas running around this mf.