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jaxesq.bsky.social

Attorney at Garlic Bread (not your attorney). Attractive Nuisance ⚖️ formerly lawtwitter. Movies, horror, Disney, puns, 90s McDonald’s toys, Swiftie since 07, general Nerd Extraordinaire™️ https://www.instagram.com/jax.esq/profilecard/?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA==

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About to see this and it’s like one of the last days to see this in theaters around here apparently - solo date it is 😊

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And here’s Tyrion on his forever home day! I’ll only ever get rescues from now on, they are such great pets.

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Prosecutor in Karen Read reminded me today exactly why I hated litigation. The attorneys that just are rude and difficult for funsies are the worst.

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One thing about me is I will always stop and watch this clip with sound on when it comes across my feed.

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God I’m such a nerd. Watching coverage of the Idaho murders motions and loving it, while doing my lawyer job. I like this judge very much. *Not loving that it happened but loving listening to the arguments.

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But Your Honor, they set a Teams meeting with 10 minutes’ notice then didn’t even join it.

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But Your Honor, they Microsoft Teams messaged me with “Hello” and nothing else first thing on a Monday morning.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Trigger warning on weight loss for some: I’ve lost ~6 lbs on my healthy eating. Today I ate some bread with cheese and feel suuuuuper guilty. Talk me down 🥺

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

Just nabbed tickets to see Hamilton for the first time with my best friend’s little sister who is basically my little sister and y’all I am 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

It’s Friday afternoon and I’ve once again hit the level of delusion that makes me believe I should start posting on TikTok and updating my public instagram.

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BAHAHA

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No. Christians feel persecuted because there is a vast media apparatus telling them that they are persecuted. There is no evidence whatsoever of large-scale discrimination against Christians in this country.

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👀👀👀

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Feelin fugly then someone compliments my eyeballs

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Let’s go, Little Chef

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Crème brûlée churro and coffee. Breakfast of champions.

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I would do a lot of things for good French onion soup

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Lindsay Lohan, the woman that you are 👑

submitted 58 days ago • 2 comments

Maybe not the funniest ever, but I lose it every time Gordon Ramsay calls someone a donut.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

It is my Annual 1997 Oscars Grievance Day, on which I voice my grievance that LA Confidential lost the Best Picture award to Titanic in 1997.

submitted 59 days ago • 2 comments

I love the Oscars

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Y’all

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments

Babe come quick a new mental health coping mechanism just dropped

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Oakley Introduces Line Of Sunglasses For Front Of Head http://theonion.com/...

submitted 60 days ago • 106 comments

Sigh.