Profile avatar
jay-sea.bsky.social
I miss 1d
46 posts 88 followers 50 following
Prolific Poster
Posts 42 Comments 8

what a feeling played while I was getting salad today at the endless salad bar at ruby tuesday biggest flex is my husband immediately looked at me 🥰♥️

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

an espresso martini, followed by a shot of fireball, followed by a spicy chicken sandwich, followed by a long drink my stomach is in for it

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

why tf do we have to clean EVERY DAY there is always a mess EVERY DAY it never ends. dishes done? wait until the next meal. laundry done? give it a day or two. you vacuumed? the cats tracked litter through the house I AM TIRED

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

my husband just sent me this and asked me to be his valentine ♥️🥰🫶

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I hope elon musk has a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

good morning, I woke up with just enough time to direct my cat’s vomit to be off of my bed, and not beside my head

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve opened tiktok 6 times now out of habit fml

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

a light handed diablos employee will piss me off so bad. like why. it’s not even your food don’t be stingy

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

crying in the club when I see Liam in every memoriam #cnnnye

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

90% of the alcoholic drinks I consume are simply so people don’t think I am pregnant

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

A front page for the ages.

submitted 72 days ago • 1016 comments

my husband was trying to soothe my social anxiety and in doing so, he tells me “baby, you look so - average.” which was not what he meant, but he said it

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

I’m so glad I saw the Jonas brothers last year, before Nick came out as a trumpie

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

gonna say something controversial but the wicked movie underwhelmed me

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I miss u Liam Payne

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

aha I knew it wasn’t my wifi

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever snitched on that man in that McDonald’s… your mom’s a hoe

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

quick jimmy kimmel make lea Michele play this game

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

i had this experience too kinda

submitted 90 days ago • 4 comments

the clerk at the urgent care today was excited to gossip with me over the CEO of UH being pew pewed. she said, and I quote, “I wonder what life saving procedure they refused to cover”. I felt safe there 🤣

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

real love is a hot fresh towel after a hot bath

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

life hack: leave items in your Amazon cart and your dad will be too boomer to realize he accidentally bought the stuff for you

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

The two sides of me 🎀

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

so liam payne is really dead, like he’s rly not coming back.. hmmm what the fuck is that about!

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

kristin chenoweth tweeted me multiple times back in the day and I will always treasure that

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

no one mourns the wicked

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

bad day for a tummy ache

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

idk if I’ve ever had a true crash out moment in my life. maybe I should be yelling at more people

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

:-(

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

so nice how this app so easily and quickly replaced Twitter for me lmao

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

I became less and less active on social media after 2020. I thought I was just burned out after how intensely active I was b4 the 2020 election. Now, I think it was just because Twitter was sucking more and more. Bluesky has reminded me how good social media can be when it isn’t a toxic snakepit.

submitted 102 days ago • 730 comments

one of my biggest flexes is I have loved miley cyrus & dead petz ever since it came out. before it was cool

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

I love calling these posts tweets

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

The Plain White T’s could’ve written a couple of Beatles songs, but John Lennon and Paul McCartney could’ve never written Hey There Delilah

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

why is lips of an angel already watched on my husbands YouTube account :/

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

so the only trans woman in congress is banned from using the women’s restroom in the White House… ugh I really hate it here

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

maybe I should tweet all my Twitter drafts here (I’d be arrested probably)

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

I think they should nominate Dr Pepper for Surgeon General. It’s time. He’s earned it.

submitted 106 days ago • 287 comments

mood

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

This app will never truly replace Twitter until every time you make a viral post you get two people with zero reading comprehension skills having an indecipherable argument in your mentions

submitted 106 days ago • 107 comments

I woke up to pics of the 1d guys at Liam’s funeral, so I guess I’ll go back to sleep and try again tomorrow

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

still warming up on this thing. Twitter had my stream of consciousness for over a decade and idk if a new platform is ready for that mess just yet

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments