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Apache wrangler. Retired geologist. Bookworm. Pet lover.
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Everyone has their own individual sneeze and it’s vitally important to be comfortable with that. Never try to sneeze like somebody else. It will totally fuck you up.

But each of those twelve years will FEEL like a thousand.

Brilliant!

I HATE googling info on some topic and most of the results are video content. It takes way more time to watch than it would to skim. And people waste so much time just blathering on before getting to the point.

Literally every company now youtube.com/shorts/hL9pl...

Let's see how long Meta's "no fact checking" policy lasts.

For me, a walk in the British countryside never seems quite complete if I don’t find at least one interdimensional portal. This was today’s.

I fear there is deep truth here.

🤣

This is truly the best legal advice we can give.

I asked my aunt, the doctor, to help me make sense of the new article in Science titled: “A single mutation in bovine influenza H5N1 hemagglutinin switches specificity to human receptors,” and my aunt replied: “it means that we are a single mutation away from catastrophe.”

this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared

“Blue Cross Blue Shield in Connecticut, New York and Missouri has declared it will no longer pay for anesthesia for the full length of some surgeries. It the procedure goes over a certain time, anesthesia will not be covered for the duration.” Welcome to the nightmare.

Breaking news from my lap:

Elon Musk and Pete Hesgeth are the kind of tough alpha males that America needs, according to their mommies

The incoming Trump administration is not sending their best. They’re sending people with big problems, and they’re bringing those problems to us. They’re rapists. They’re alcoholics. They’re criminals. And some, I assume, are good people 🤷🏽‍♀️

Wake up, babe. Artemis wallpaper page just dropped. www.nasa.gov/humans-in-sp...

Huh. They did another study on Kessler Syndrome (the cascade event where one orbital collision cascades into a permanent storm), and they put it at around 2050 now, unless the rate of orbits slows down. robertvanwey.substack.com/p/the-immine...

You will feel sleepy, you will do as I say! 😊

It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.

I can hardly wait!

Soon, the germ “theory” will be derisively rejected. No need to wash your hands, that’s “woke.”

Hey, should we be, like, downloading the Library of Congress or something?