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I mean, I guess... My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xkzqiys5sgwptsoqfkeddqnh/lists/3kfvnaq4pnt2f
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You're upset? Have you tried buying something on credit about it?

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

i’m not here to be funny, i’m here to direct my mind spasms anywhere but inward

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

them: dude she is going to kill you me: do you think she might use her breasts??

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Feeling odd feelings. Gonna go numb those out real quick.

submitted 13 hours ago • 5 comments

Only fans but it’s just me spoiling my dog

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

When I say I’m working out I’m actually just haphazardly rolling about the floor in various positions.

submitted 15 hours ago • 5 comments

Sipping decaf like a dipshit because I quit coffee 2 months ago and everyone in the office is enjoying theirs LIKE ITS NOT KILLING ME

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Journeyman Stockings of Flimsy Coping

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Mysterious Tongs of Giggles

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Spell Tome: Seduce Nerd

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

Don't even talk to me until I've had my morning mental breakdown

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

The nice thing about a long commute is that you have plenty of time to stew in the torment of everything you've ever done wrong in your life before even punching in for another day of work

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

I wish the people in my real life would stop interrupting me while I’m busy being hilarious for strangers online.

submitted 1 day ago • 23 comments

I just finished South of Midnight and WOW I loved this game, what a vibe, what an art style, what a soundtrack...definitely making it near the top of my favorite games this year

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

physically I'm here but mentally I’m floating face down in a river

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

everyone pick your dystopia buddy

submitted 82 days ago • 2 comments

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

The world needs more goofballs, and not the contrived self-aware kind, just pure unadulterated goof

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Bluesky, you're all I have left. Stop flaking out on me.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Being an adult is saying "I just have to get through this week" every week until you die.

submitted 4 days ago • 20 comments

A sticker of Calvin pissing on stickers of Calvin pissing on things.

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

Gonna eat a hard boiled egg and then fuck some shit up.

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

"Pour in seasoning and bring to a boil" What like a slow boil? A ROLLING BOIL?? I NEED MORE TO GO ON, BOX

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The results of every COVID test I've ever taken be like

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

My biggest celebrity encounter was in the late 80s when Alan Alda threw a can of beans at my head for skateboarding too close to his car.

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

I’ve got side character syndrome

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Your honor, if I may, life... Is like a hurricane

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Her: what r u thinking about Me: [Ducktales theme song in head] how much i love u

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FFS

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

I'm glad I splurged on a handheld gaming PC so I can do an hour of updating any time I want to pick it up to play

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Honestly the best Lifehack I ever found is that you can think that what someone believes or the way someone lives their life is super fucking dumb and still be respectful and kind to them

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[meeting you for the 1st time on our blind date] sorry i look like i came from an Elder Scrolls character creator

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

bagel bites inventor was like how do we make something that looks like pizza and a bagel, tastes like neither, and makes sadness worse

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

Minnesota subreddit over there acting like they've never experienced bad weather before

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Her: tell me a secret you never told anyone Me: I cannot cook Rice a Roni to save my life

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

If someone tells you to "be your true authentic self", you are legally required to morph into a parasaurolophus and fight to the death

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Id settle for being big or little spoon

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

"like sand up the vag and ass, these are the days of our lives"

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

I'm always hella polite to A.I. You know, just in case

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

My family is so grateful that you all are fielding my jokes, so they don't have to.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Y'know. I don't hang with people that feel it's cool to drag anyone publicly. I do not. Do not. Nope.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

People out here wearing rings, like calm down, King Tut

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

My general practitioner diagnosed me with potato blight today.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment