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Author. Teacher. Secretly an alien. 🇮🇪 Buy my sci-fi/fantasy children's novels here (Your kids will love them!): Ballinacrack.com
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Buying a packet of Skittles at Tesco Without clubcard: €217,000 and a punch in the balls With clubcard: 20c and you get a massage from a member of staff

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Which is the better nap: The one after a long hike and a shower? Or The one after a delicious three course meal?

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

Sometimes, when I'm feeling down, I remind myself that, no matter what, I'll never be as useless as a human in a Sonic The Hedgehog movie (other than Jim Carrey, of course)

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

It's quite fantastic that the most manly and also the gayest sports on earth are both played on ice

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Donald Trump loves Putin; Putin people's lives at risk for his own monetary gain

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Isn't it crazy that when you wake up from a nap it takes your brain at least twenty seconds to reboot? Like, I'll wake up and have forgotten where, when and who I am. It's the closest I'll ever be to being Jason Bourne

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I just found out what a bald eagle really sounds like. It's pathetic. A loser bird. I'd be so embarrassed of it if I was an American.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

The only thing that has impressed me with this Trump presidency is his ability to make Canadians care even more about hockey than they normally do 🏒🇨🇦

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Seeing Miguel Diaz back in a Cobra Kai gi was one of the highlights of my year so far. No, that's not sad. It was just that good. El Serpiente = The GOAT

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

People saying the MCU fell off act like Iron man 2 or Thor: The Dark World don't exist. The problem is that phase 3 was just too good. It went from banger to banger.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

2 more reasons why your kids should read my sci-fi/fantasy adventure novels: 1. They've got dragons that don't just breathe fire. They breathe ice and electricity too! 2. They've got a spooky dimension that is basically Halloween all year round. Bonus: I can do the splits* *This may be a lie

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Should Irish Bluesky be called Greensky or Greysky?

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

When I'm watching a review of a product I already bought, I turn it off after the pros, but before the cons. Nobody needs that negitivity in their lives

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2 more reasons why your kids should read my sci-fi/fantasy series: 1. They've got a race of freaky fish guys who can shoot water out of their hands 2. They've got portals to other crazy, wacky wonderful dimensions Bonus: I can dunk a basketball* *Possibly a lie

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Me when I can't sleep: "I know! I'll put the little electrical brick with all the world's knowledge 3 inches from my face. That's should tucker me right out!"

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

FFFG: Maybe the solution to the housing crisis was the friends we made along the way Irish public: You're not actually going to do anything about it, are you? FFFG: Of course not, pleb

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The most realistic thing about the president in the new Captain America movie is that he's played by an 82 year old man

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

2 simple reasons why your kids should read my sci-fi/fantasy adventure novels: 1. They're set in the superhero and adventure capital of the world: A small Midlands town in Ireland (obviously). 2. They've got vampires, witches, magic swords, grenades that turn people into kittens, and dragons.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I don't even know how to spell that English sauce, nevermind say it. You know the one I'm talking about. It's English, right? I also would never eat it.

submitted 10 days ago • 13 comments

People 0.6543 seconds after you release a book: 'So, when is the next one out?'

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

I'm delighted to announce that my 2nd book, An Incredibly Daring Heist Brought To You By A Ten-Year-Old Criminal Mastermind, is now available to buy on my website: ballinacrack.com It was so fun to work on. I hope that it gets into the hands of children all around the world. I know they'll love it!

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

It tells you a lot about Zuckerberg and Musk by the fact that I, a regular guy, would still rather be me than them. Fucking loser bitches.

submitted 36 days ago • 3 comments