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jayelharris215.bsky.social
Fighting crime throughout southwestern Alberta. He/him
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@p-cunningham.bsky.social Is there no place safe your predations? You pain me like a canker.

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@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social Thank you for the love letter to my adopted home. Go Birds.

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.

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I feel better anout the toaster I’m about to steal. popular.info/p/lies-damn-...

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Big thanks to @mekka.mekka-tech.com for spotlighting this article in his thread on what police actually do, and why the NYPD’s slapstick performance after the UHG CEO shooting was not at all surprising. We Minneapolitans have really got to get this evidence into the city’s political conversation.

submitted 84 days ago • 8 comments

#OUOHYEAH

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Moana was okay, but Maui definitely dies if this movie came out in the 80s. Your brats don’t get enough trauma at the movies.

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@yesthatd.bsky.social Ugh. Now they’re letting in Canadians?!

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

Flying a kite is a wildly underrated activity.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I really hope everyone remembers how they felt this week when 2028 comes around and it’s time to choose between, like, Gavin Newsome and Shub-Niggurath, the Goat With A Thousand Young.

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

@plcphd.bsky.social Your mustache ain’t that thick. You ain’t foolin’ nobody.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

I have no idea why you people are following me and, frankly, it makes more than a little uncomfortable.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

You know Stephen A. has really been pushed to his limit if he's going on TV and defending a woman

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There is an alternate universe in which Robinson, Nuzzi and RFK Jr have just the *freakiest* threesomes and none of us have to know about it.

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@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social “This Little Light of Mine” was an excellent joke and I want to make sure it’s acknowledged.

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@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I got a bottle of Stan Lee’s Excelsior cologne a few years ago and it is GREAT. I imagine I smell cool like T’Challa.

submitted 474 days ago • 0 comments

Would we have more success reigning in military spending if instead of Hellfire and Trident, we called missiles Kissy Cute or Twinkly? “Tremble before the might of our new Fauntleroy defense system.”

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I was already planning to masturbate in a movie theater today, but now I’ll do it in memory of Paul Reubens.

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