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this cow is going places 🐄🚗💨

this is the kinda stuff action bronson raps about

I thought we all knew he is currently an NYPD cop from Long Island

I see Liz bruenig has driven everyone insane once again this morning so: A) this place has the juice B) I’m out, see you all tomorrow

A true heater 48 hours for The Onion, in my unbiased opinion.

lol suck it elon please keep lighting your cash on fire

So as I started reading this I thought it took place in China but haha good joke it was in Indiana. Well, [REDACTED]

If there were any competent Democratic politicians they’d hold a press conference once a week with a wall of mugshots labeled PARTY OF PEDOS behind them

It won’t ever happen but it would be so funny if he goes to state prison where dummy can’t pardon him

I remember walking into my house with a pack of TP held over my head like a caveman with a deer last time. Guess I’ll stock up

Fuck yes

When you fucked up a work thing because you were drunk then your boss calls when you get off the plane and you are still drunk

when did putting on my underwear standing up become the closest I get to cheating death on a daily basis

The backlash to everything that’s going on is gonna be full gay space communism