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I don’t think it’s gonna be that hard imo

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There is no evidence of this but just picture me trying to put on an athletic quarter-zip and getting my eyelid caught in it

Hims is a scam, right?

We’re Not There Yet But We’re Almost There If You Know What I Mean

dweebs

I keep forgetting how old I am probably because since 2020 the years, months, and days blend together, also maybe related but every other week I google “am I having a heart attack” is this good or bad

Taylor Swift do you like alternative rock

Go Birds

I have a couple drinks in me and I love my friends more except Justin who will get what’s coming to him

Does this platform allow a person to post that they hope Elon Musk dies?

As an infrequent lib poster myself I’m not sure how much more of it I can read from you people

i hate icebreakers

Looking for jobs right now like why even bother lol jk hire me please

It’s like you guys are incapable of understanding power like it’s really sad. You’re going to donate to a party that basically lost on purpose and isn’t doing anything to stop fascism in 4 years aren’t you

listen up liberal, *crashes plane*

call your senator

Of course he blamed it on DEI what else would he do blame it on budget cuts that led to layoffs nah

I had no idea I knew so many Nine Inch Nails fans

Just dawned on me that my last tetanus shot I got through worker’s comp because I hurt myself on a jobsite. That was 2019…think I need to break another finger in the office soon

Oh no I’m listening to folk punk again I swear my body knows it’s not 2005

the democrats already destroyed gaza. it wasn't a case of 'not doing enough,' biden did absolutely nothing to stop the genocide. it is supremely misguided and patronizing and to see him lose votes for that and scold anyone but him

Trump wins Chiefs win Emilia Pérez wins Yankees win Lakers win Tony somehow comes back to Survivor and wins

No one defenestrates anymore

Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole theonion.com/trump-c...

“Broligarch” guys I gotta go

One thing on the other app that’s missing here is all the explicit, technically treasonous death threats

Man, it sucks how much the older you get the easier it is to start bleeding

So we’re all just gonna post through it again I see

Give it time

Yes I know Trump initially supported the TikTok ban. Here's the thing: no one cares