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The man singing terribly in that Burger King commercial should be ashamed of himself for subjecting the rest of us to it.

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Birds did better when I listened and didn’t watch so I didn’t actually watch a single play that last quarter. It was more than worth it 🦅🦅🦅🦅 #EAGLES

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SAQUON BARKLEY 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 That’s it. that’s the skeet #Eagles #GoBirds

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Trump Saved TikTok youtube.com/shorts/7lFNO...

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While none of them are artists I listened to religiously, I’d enjoy it if Snoop, Rascal Flatts, or Carrie Underwood came on shuffle. Not anymore. All deleted from my Apple library.

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I really hope Smitty is mic’d up today. #Eagles

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If Jared Verse threw Patrick Mahomes like he just threw Jalen Hurts, he would have 100% been flagged. It wasn’t a penalty but you cannot tell me Mahomes wouldn’t have gotten that call.

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Forgot how much playoff football nerves make me want to puke. #Eagles

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I’m just a girl (metaphorically) standing in front of Jeffrey Lurie asking him to let the #Eagles wear their Kelly Greens for a playoff game. #GoBirds 🦅🦅

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It really is hard to put into words at this point how much I hate seeing the Chiefs win.

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A janitor in NJ plead guilty to contaminating ELEMENTARY SCHOOL cafeteria food with bodily fluids including saliva, urine, and feces. He was also found with child porn on his computer. Want to know how much time he’s going to get? 8 years max. An actual joke.

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The thing is he hasn’t even been sworn in yet. I honestly don’t think I can handle four years of this shit. We could have an educated, graceful, competent leader and we’re stuck with this orange fucktard who thinks he can make Canada the 51st state.

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“Shrinking” really is one of the best shows I’ve seen in some time. Every single character is my favorite and the maturity of it and emotions it will pull out of you will leave you so exhausted but every second is 100% worth it. So so good.

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When a person receives an out of office message with an explicit return date, why would the send a follow-up email before said return date? I didn’t look at the first email, and I didn’t look at your follow up. I was out of the office.

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Just got sugaring done for the first time (rather than waxing). I wouldn’t call it enjoyable, but it was much more enjoyable than waxing and not nearly as painful as I thought it’d be.

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Home Vikings games are the worst to watch thanks to that damn skol horn.

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What’s one of the best things of living alone, you ask? When I decide what I want to order for dinner, there’s no one to chime in and tell me they’re not in the mood for it.

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RIP Jimmy Carter.

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Finally had a chance to watch Beyoncé’s halftime performance from Christmas Day. She is unreal. There are maybe one or two current artists who come close to her when it comes to putting on a performance and a complete show, but she’s really in a league of her own.

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Everyone in the Kohls/Amazon return line (which is 100 feet long) is talking shit about the woman who wasn’t prepared to return shit and is on speakerphone with her man asking him to text return labels to her.

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Currently driving behind a Progressive Insurance car that hasn’t cleaned all of the snow and ice off the top of their car. Of course if an ice chunk flew off and hit me, they’d probably deny liability.

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•Sea Salt Caramel Chocolate Chip •Raspberry Tahini Thumbprint •Peppermint Bark •Pomegranate Shortbread •Lemon Ricotta Started with Nestlé Toll House, now we here. #FoodSky

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Man, if you ever want to deliver a sick burn to someone, just take notes from “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” by Thurl Ravenscroft. My man read the Grinch dead to rights. I would never recover.

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This one fucking hurts. Completely different game if Jalen doesn’t get hurt. #Eagles

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Grocery shopping the Sunday before Christmas AND my sock has fallen down inside my shoe. The universe is testing me today

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Me: You come in here, ask me a question, I give you an answer, and now you’re arguing with me. 11 year old: Well, would you expect something different? Me: Yes! 11 year old: I don’t know why. I guess she’s not wrong. 😑

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$20 says everyone stops saying the word “drone” after January 20.

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Is it odd that I live in NJ and am not the tiniest bit concerned about these drones? With Trump coming back into office, I’m low key hoping they’re aliens. Maybe they’ll get me out of here or put us out of our misery before January 20.

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In two days, I have opened three Starburst packs. All three of them have been yellow and red and I would like to know who I can write a letter to about this.

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American priorities….

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Rewarding myself for drying my hair with 5 minutes under the blanket because I’m ahead of schedule. This 5 minutes will definitely make me late leaving the house but it’s worth it.

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Go Birds! 🦅

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Please take a moment out of your day and take a look at these sweet potato nachos. I have plenty if anyone wants a plate. #FoodSky

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The kid and I watched Spirited tonight and, I have to admit, I enjoyed it so much more than I thought I would.

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One of life’s greatest joys is shoveling a handful of shredded mozzarella into your mouth over the sink while cooking.

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Just dropped a very pricey egg and now I have no idea how I’m going to give my kid a decent Christmas. Good thing Trump is going to lower the cost of eggs. Right, guys?? Right??? 🙄

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In what world are Red Delicious apples on the same price level as Honeycrisp? Everyone’s out here worried about the price of eggs but who’s looking into the apples?

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Reese’s Fast Break is the most underrated candy, and I will die on that hill.

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