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Born in 1961. Kinda over it by 1973. Unimpressed by: - Mornings - Coffee - The absence of coffee - Consciousness - Sardines on pizza Fond of: - Dogs - Cats - Raccoons - Possums (yeah, I don't care if there's an o' or not) - Corvids - Pineapple on pizza
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The F-Elon regime will not be stopped by lawsuits or court orders. *Block the doors*. Call the cops on them. Make their hateful asses sue *us*.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Trusk are obviously Putin's stooges. I think their *only* plan is to remove America from geopolitics by sparking a civil war by shredding the country until decent Americans fight back.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Ok, but hear me out, what if we made chocolate wolves? Then we really could have two wolves inside us. Or in my case, 20 or 30.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Musk's Mars Express isn't ready for removing the undesirables yet, so he's just gonna fire all the phone sanitizers instead.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Forget about boycotts and politics. If you really want to give the new regime a vote of no confidence, divest from Wall Street. Move all your 401k money (if you have any) out of stocks and into cash. They're going to crash the market anyway. Let them know you see it coming.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I just called the guy who manages my IRA account and had him get me out of equities. Like pulling teeth. Nice guy, but he kept trying to talk me out of believing the headlines. If the Trusk junta achieves even a tenth of their stated goals, the economy will contract by 30% or more.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

They are *Nazis*, blitzkrieging your country to death. You think court orders and protest votes will stop them? Maybe a sternly worded letter? It's time to stop being polite.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I just went to Google Maps and reported that the Gulf of Mexico appeared to be missing. Gave 'em a screenshot, just to waste more space.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

February is where the concept of holidays goes to die: 2nd – Groundhog’s Day 9th – National Toothache Day 14th – Valentine’s Day 17th – Presidents Day 20th – Great American Spit Out 23rd – National Rationalization Day

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments