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T1. Mom. Wife. ❤️ Extra sweet since 1996 I just want to feed people. I like plants 🌱 Gengar is the best Pokémon. I’ll probably say something about sex or kink so +18 is best here 💙 Insulin should be free. #insulin4all means ALL.
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submitted 1 day ago • 26 comments

"white women"

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

It took 36 years, but pollen allergies have caught me. I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck. Bless Claritin D.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I sang the, “men are stupid and I don’t respect them” jingle around my mom and she looked at me like I blasphemed. As if SHE isn’t the one who taught me to hate men 🤦‍♀️

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I met Alan Alda at a book signing. I was so nervous, I blurted “I LOVE MASH.” Mortified, I started apologizing; he grabbed my hand and just held it, and smiled, until I regained control of my brain. He’s genuinely kind and a top tier human 🩵

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

The CRAZY thing nobody is talking about too is that nothing is ever gonna be cheap again. If corporations see that we’ll pay these elevated prices, they have no reason to not make those prices their baseline

submitted 8 days ago • 674 comments

Endoscopy went well, everything looks good except there’s a bunch of food in my stomach even though I hadn’t eaten in almost 12 hours. Dr’s words were: “there’s…a LOT of food in there.” So he’s thinking diabetic gastroparesis. Isn’t being diabetic so fun? /s

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Do we know one way or the other if Dexcom/tandem/insulet supply chains are disrupted with tariffs? I’m seeing conflicting information so now I’m opting to crowdsource.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Good job. Canada 🍁🩵

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

As a parent, you often worry you’re screwing your kid up. Then they do something like this on their own and you realize they’re going to be okay 🥲

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think there will ever be a Nuremberg-esque trial for any of these people, because I don’t. And I say no purely because society no longer believes in “justice above all,” it believes in “what’s mine is mine and what’s yours is mine if I can get it from you.”

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Oh yeah. Crate training is way harder with 3 kids who don’t sleep 🙃

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

About a year ago, we had to put one of our dogs down. She was very old, health wasn’t the greatest, & it was just time for her. We knew it, she knew it. Our oldest kept asking for a new pet & we kept saying not yet. The universe works in wild ways & today we brought little Luigi home 🩵

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

So you know how sometimes you have a gut feeling that feels like it’s meant to be? I don’t have those a lot, but anyway. Here’s this little guy, we get to meet tomorrow 🥰 he just needs a name. I have: Sprocket Comet Zephyr

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

Say what you want about the Catholic Church as a whole, Francis was a good human. The world is a little darker today without his light. Rest well. Jorge 🩵

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Realizing I used to raid my kids’ candy stash from holidays for low snacks but I can’t do that anymore because there are 2 of us in the house now 😭 It’s a joke, of course I’ll buy my own stuff)

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool

submitted 20 days ago • 449 comments

Ok ok ok. This is for the uterus havers - if you don’t have one, scroll by 👋 When you have your period, are you passing clots? Because apparently it’s not “normal” to pass clots every period?! And bleeding through a super+ tampon every 2 hours on a heavy day is also not normal??

submitted 26 days ago • 4 comments

Says the man WITH A BRAIN WORM, who is MISSING parts of his BRAIN, because a FUCKING WORM ATE IT. So. Maybe we shouldn’t listen to him. Because he’s missing parts of his brain. Because a worm ate it.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

7yo has discovered BLACKPINK 🥰

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

Kids will humble you without even trying. It’s been a few days since I shaved my legs so there’s some stubble. I’m sitting on the couch and my 2yo comes up, sits in my lap like normal, and goes, “ooh mommy pokey legs!” 😂

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Why is it that medical providers can just be 15 minutes late to your appointment, but if you’re 5 minutes late they treat you like shit and lecture you on the importance of being on time? (This is rhetorical)

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

derek guy apparently tricked two people into getting into a fight outside a uniqlo

submitted 35 days ago • 121 comments

It is exhausting when you have to be the emotional superglue that keeps 3 little crazy people on track, when all you want to do is crash the FUCK out.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

I got to tell a trump supporter he should smile more, to his face. He had like 5 teeth.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Brought to you by the party of “fuck your feelings”, “snowflake”, and “my first amendment right says I can say whatever I want.”

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

You’ll be trying to make GOOD food that won’t explode a man’s arteries and he’ll really look at you like you’re insane and trying to poison him. Ok, guess you’ll just die then.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I think the reason naked showers/baths are so important to me is because for at least an hour, I get to pretend I’m not diabetic. Just for a moment.

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments