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I will pay Kevin Feige any amount of money for a buddy comedy with them as roommates

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The White Sox: win a series Me: I don't believe you

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Jack Skellington is one of Disney's gayest men, FYFM. Dedicated his life to pageantry and theatrics? Has beautiful singing voice provided by Danny Elfman? Has a female friend who's in love with him, but he's entirely oblivious? Is unhealthily obsessed with both Halloween and Christmas? Sleigh.

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Schumer decided not to shut down the government which led directly to US gestapo getting ten times the money, the shredding of the constitution, and the construction of American concentration camps. In case you were one of those idiots yelling about people being mad at democrats. Primary all of them

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can't believe i forgot to post my magnum opus here: garftroid

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Happy Pride, Chicago!🏳️‍🌈

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Writing a masters thesis on the lolcowification of Trevor Bauer

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rip bozo

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Spielberg influencing Zyuranger, there by influencing Mighty Morphin Power Rangers that came out the exact same year as Jurassic Park. Six Degrees of Big Budget Tokusatsu, kiddies.

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proof that Chicago is the nexus point that exists across all realities.

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Can't imagine why this movie flopped

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Elio is the most autistic movie I have ever seen. Give it every award. Make it make more money than endgame.

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Coal fetishism is a fascinating phenomenon. It's highly gendered, makes 0 technological sense, almost every lobbying dollar spent is against it and there are ~0 workers. It's almost entirely hallucinated

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Not taking fitness advice from 22 year old fitness influencers. You want to impress me? Still have an 8-pack when you’re 32 and have a knee that you refer to as “the bad knee”.

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We're so cooked.

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Flippers also have awful taste About a year and a half after my grandmother died, I saw her house listed on zillow and the "remodel" that was done was so terrible I actually cried.

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Watching this week's drag race at the subaru dealer instead of NOC Not out of any political statement, I just got mad at myself for forgetting to watch it yesterday

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Normally I’d say “retire” but I like him getting absolutely embarrassed over and over, so I hope he pitches forever

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Getting an oil change and my stereo fixed. AMA

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"man I haven't played rivals in awhile I wonder if there's anything new that might draw me back in.....OH"

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THERE IS NO WAY THAT'S A REAL NAME

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Bayley being one of Punk's closer friends makes this that much funnier

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The hawks drafted one of kanye's kids

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might fuck around and be mean to some french people* *go to the pens habs preseason game in montreal which is the same weekend as all out in toronto but is apparently a lot cheaper to get a room

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Kyle From Chicago is doing something

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The Winnipeg Jets are proud to select An Airport

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Will Horcoff? I don't know, will he?

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Is there an event George Kittle won't appear at?

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yeah at the end of the day: porn rocks and the kinda shit we're seeing from TX and SCOTUS will harm indie creators who make more ethical porn with different kinds of bodies because age verification stuff is HARD.

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The Crock Pot is one of the only times when real life works like video game crafting. You dump in some powders and the remains of several vile birds and out comes hot delicious food

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this draft genuinely could have been an email

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jesus christ the blues are awful

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"Braeden Cootes" is such a WHL ass name

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"The first round pick of the Vegas Golden Knights will receive a 3 year entry level contract and a supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics. Condragulations, Braiexdyn McAlberta. Shantay you stay in the OHL for another season"

I will pay Kevin Feige any amount of money for a buddy comedy with them as roommates

The White Sox: win a series Me: I don't believe you

Jack Skellington is one of Disney's gayest men, FYFM. Dedicated his life to pageantry and theatrics? Has beautiful singing voice provided by Danny Elfman? Has a female friend who's in love with him, but he's entirely oblivious? Is unhealthily obsessed with both Halloween and Christmas? Sleigh.

Schumer decided not to shut down the government which led directly to US gestapo getting ten times the money, the shredding of the constitution, and the construction of American concentration camps. In case you were one of those idiots yelling about people being mad at democrats. Primary all of them

can't believe i forgot to post my magnum opus here: garftroid

Happy Pride, Chicago!🏳️‍🌈

Writing a masters thesis on the lolcowification of Trevor Bauer

rip bozo

Spielberg influencing Zyuranger, there by influencing Mighty Morphin Power Rangers that came out the exact same year as Jurassic Park. Six Degrees of Big Budget Tokusatsu, kiddies.

proof that Chicago is the nexus point that exists across all realities.

Can't imagine why this movie flopped

Elio is the most autistic movie I have ever seen. Give it every award. Make it make more money than endgame.

Coal fetishism is a fascinating phenomenon. It's highly gendered, makes 0 technological sense, almost every lobbying dollar spent is against it and there are ~0 workers. It's almost entirely hallucinated

Not taking fitness advice from 22 year old fitness influencers. You want to impress me? Still have an 8-pack when you’re 32 and have a knee that you refer to as “the bad knee”.

We're so cooked.

Flippers also have awful taste About a year and a half after my grandmother died, I saw her house listed on zillow and the "remodel" that was done was so terrible I actually cried.

Watching this week's drag race at the subaru dealer instead of NOC Not out of any political statement, I just got mad at myself for forgetting to watch it yesterday

Normally I’d say “retire” but I like him getting absolutely embarrassed over and over, so I hope he pitches forever

Getting an oil change and my stereo fixed. AMA

"man I haven't played rivals in awhile I wonder if there's anything new that might draw me back in.....OH"

THERE IS NO WAY THAT'S A REAL NAME

Bayley being one of Punk's closer friends makes this that much funnier

The hawks drafted one of kanye's kids

might fuck around and be mean to some french people* *go to the pens habs preseason game in montreal which is the same weekend as all out in toronto but is apparently a lot cheaper to get a room

Kyle From Chicago is doing something

The Winnipeg Jets are proud to select An Airport

Will Horcoff? I don't know, will he?

Is there an event George Kittle won't appear at?

yeah at the end of the day: porn rocks and the kinda shit we're seeing from TX and SCOTUS will harm indie creators who make more ethical porn with different kinds of bodies because age verification stuff is HARD.

The Crock Pot is one of the only times when real life works like video game crafting. You dump in some powders and the remains of several vile birds and out comes hot delicious food

this draft genuinely could have been an email

jesus christ the blues are awful

"Braeden Cootes" is such a WHL ass name

"The first round pick of the Vegas Golden Knights will receive a 3 year entry level contract and a supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics. Condragulations, Braiexdyn McAlberta. Shantay you stay in the OHL for another season"

An NHL team should have RuPaul announce their draft pick

Fuck I miss Johnny

I was about to make a dumb joke about Ohio but then they had to be serious