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Barry Champlain in the 3rd act. Disarming dork, but cornuto contento. More human than human #NOSHOESINTHEHOUSE #ILOVEYOURHOODIE #TUCKYOURSHIRTIN
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Now THAT’S a hero! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

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There’s levels to this shit.

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As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.

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There was only one person acting presidential in the Oval Office today: Volodymyr Zelenskyy. He stood up to bullies in a Kremlin-style shakedown. What will it take to awaken the conscience of the country after such a shameful display?

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Pass it on. #StandWithUkraine

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слава Україні! 💙💛💙💛 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

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Our administration is a global embarrassment run by childish, hypocritical morons. And by global, I mean cosmically universal.

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I’ve been workshopping how to phrase the lesson (about bold opinions and leadership) to glean from what I’m about to say, but for now, I think the statement itself is the more relevant point: The Nickleback version of “The Devil Went down to Georgia” goes harder than the Korn/Yelawolf one.

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I just saw a pink cybertruck and I’m not sure whether to clown it or admire the driver’s honesty.

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👇🏻

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Just occurred to me this morning: what if GOON and FUBAR existed in the same universe?! #GREATWHITENORTH #DEADLY #GAYPORNHARD

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When I hear Kaitlin Collins say his name, it really sounds like “Anal Bove.” And I’m not sure she’s wrong.

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My former grad school prof. Proud to have experienced a semester with her. Level up your fight, Nina: leave the windows down. 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

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Absolutely a fun,silly, irreverent ride, with some very impressive kills. Great date movie this Valentine’s season.

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Right wing…tightening gun laws… If the Swedes can do it, American republicans can too. They just need to grow a backbone and a little integrity.

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ADVENTURES IN TEXT TROLLING: The How It Started, How Its Going Edition Look, y’all, I don’t make the rules. I just make the rules.

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ADVENTURES IN TEXT TRILLING: The Idiot Edition Double-header tonight. Who knew?

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#ADVENTURESINTEXTTROLLING: The Big Payback Edition So I know the reason I get these messages is surely because my info is on the dark web. But today, I TAKE THE FIGHT TO THEM!!

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This dipshit can only sign his name, talk shit, and gloat over his position. The GOP is using him for that position. He has no brain and even less morals. We knew all this. He needs to be ended. That’s it.

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Please share. With those executive orders that were signed, you might just save a life today.

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BACK IN THE SEAT TO LEAK 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼 After almost a year of false starts, I’m allowed to spill bodily fluids for a good cause again (as opposed to just for the endorphin release). Additionally, my hemoglobin exorcists took a #powerred (double supply of red blood cells), which I try to always give.

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Trump has signed an executive order declassifying files regarding JFK, RFK, and MLK Jr. Weird how he didn't include Epstein in that list.

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I’m fine with people who voted for this cocksucker to get what they asked for, but this hurts millions of people who didn’t vote for him. #FUCKDONALDTRUMP #FUCKTRUMPVOTERS

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This isn’t going to fix anything, but it shouldn’t go unnoticed either.

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“And check out my merch below,” he says… 🤡

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This nails it perfectly.

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The joke of the season is not that Die Hard is a Christmas movie. It’s that Terrifier 3 is SO MUCH MORE of a Christmas movie.

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This Christmas the real Scrooges are corporations that raked in record profits this year but still deny workers a living wage and benefits.

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Only one way to find out, Double AA!! #HAVEANICEDAY

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We also need this footage released, to the “Curb” theme!

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Ended up at a show today. This is my contraband pack. I feel like I’ve done my ancestors, proud #CHINESEAF

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Text from a friend: “The Democrats’ best strategy for the Hegseth confirmation hearings is make them open bar”

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