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The cowardice of the GOP has been astounding 👇 #TraitorTrump

"daddy, what did you do in the war" son, i archived all 6,793 videos from the Kennedy Center before they disappeared from the internet we all did our part

this week's cover is on point ht: @jamiegangel.bsky.social

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

😕

theonion.com/trump-unable...

Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.

NY Gov. Kathy Hochul’s response: “We are a nation of laws, not ruled by a king. The MTA has initiated legal proceedings in the Southern District of New York to preserve this critical program. We’ll see you in court.”

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

Elon musk is the richest man in the world, he could be funding hospitals, medical research and universities. He could be solving the climate crisis. He could be feeding, hungry children. Instead, he’s trying to make sure that your grandmother doesn’t get an extra dollar of Social Security.

Hee hee hee

Tesla paid $0 in federal income tax last year. 2022: $0 2021: $0 2020: $0 2019: $0 2018: $0 Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.

the tariff trade war stuff is pretty complicated but one way you can think about it is that in this scenario the United States is basically Drake and Canada is Kendrick Lamar

A gay guy, a Black man, and a woman walk into a flight deck— that’s not the beginning of a joke, but just a regular day at work! There was so much DEI on this plane that we could hardly get in the air. Luckily my limp wrists were able to wrestle the heavy jet back to the ground 💅🏼

A cartoon by Shannon Wheeler. #NewYorkerCartoons

Jim Acosta announces on air that he's leaving CNN and says, "it is never a good time to bow down to a tyrant ... don't give in to the lies."

Hmmm…

A girl I knew in college saw David Lynch speak at an event. When it ended, she found a way to get to the front to tell him how much his films and shows meant to her. His response was “Thank you. And remember, the universe is in your basement.”

Check out the Carter Center’s photo from the funeral this morning and who’s obscured. This photographer needs a raise. 🤣

George W ignores Trump and probably tells Obama thanks for taking one for the team by sitting next to him 🤣

Mike Luckovich gets it right as he always does

“As an editorial cartoonist, my job is to hold powerful people and institutions accountable. For the first time, my editor prevented me from doing that job. So I have decided to leave the Washington Post” — Ann Telnaes, after drawing this cartoon, which included the image of a supplicant Jeff Bezos

Jimmy Carter was a Christian politician who actually sought to model the teachings of Christ even after leaving politics, rather than using Christianity as a political bludgeon against his opponents or as a tool of supremacy in the godforsaken "culture wars."

well played, sir. well played.

the inventor of kitchen drawers and the inventor of ladles must have really fucken hated each other

Closing out ‘24 agreeing with the Qanon shaman wasn’t on my personal bingo card, but there it is.

What the fuck does Nat King Cole have against 93 year olds?

Period.

The usual suspects are out there yelling "There are 23 million government workers! Fire most of them!" No awareness that most work for local governments, and most of *them* are schoolteachers. Federal employment hasn't grown since the 1950s

Michael Cuscuna (1948–2024) An Evening of Performances & Remembrances In Celebration of a Life Well Lived Monday, December 9 at 7pm Saint Peter's Church 619 Lexington Avenue New York, NY 10022 www.saintpeters.org

Thinking about how Rod Stewart sings the whole song "Maggie May" to a person who just woke up

A fresh start!