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jazzjargon.bsky.social
Utah Hockey Club, Utah Jazz, Utah Utes, Seattle Seahawks.
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Why does this even matter?

Just a reminder as you read draft grades…

Yes, I shot you first but CALM DOWN!

Oh shit guys! We finally know the #1 pick in the draft is the REAL DEAL

Hey so… THATS NOT HOW THIS FUCKING WORKS

Two weeks until NBA lottery!

Trump says that any American who shows “dissension” against MAGA should be “immediately ejected” from their member of Congress’ town halls. This is fascism.

I’m getting the weirdest spam texts today.

Dude is going to fit so nice.

Honestly this may be my favorite draft class ever by the Seahawks…

STOP THE COUNT

Gonna be my SLCC at lunch.. where should I eat?

Everyone drop your fav breakfast burrito in Utah. 👇

How am I just finding out Benson Boone went to BYUI and is an ExMo????

Why is picked in quotes? lol

Fuck that.

CONTROVERSY!!!

We are going crazy with the titles! Jazz are the new chip England now! Just look George, 33.4 to 34.3%!!!

Pete Hegseth in the makeup studio

What the fuck does this title even mean 😂

This was the scariest thing on Tesla’s earnings calls last night btw.

Spin of the day. I’m happy with any of the top 4.

Holy shit, what a pass by Kaprizov!!

“I was only cool with you hurting over people, not me!”

This thread love tweeting the Tesla earnings call is WILD.

Find it hilarious he thinks this will change anything. The damage is done. He’s messing with politics world wide. Tesla’s original consumer base hates him, he shot himself in the foot.

We are so cooked.

RFK Jr.: The teen cum is insufficient. I need more teen cum.

@bendowsett.bsky.social are you still out on Marner?

2024 NBA Re-draft has: Filipowski at 15 Collier at 16 Cody Williams at 29 bleacherreport.com/articles/251...

The DOW has dropped 1000 points 11 times in history. 4 of those have been since “Liberation Day”