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submitted 1 hour ago • 79 comments

have you ever had a remote control or some other electronic device that seems to have something broken inside of it. you give it a little shake and you can hear something rattling. but it's not stopping the device from functioning. so i guess it's not important? so many people are like this

submitted 19 hours ago • 6 comments

Wife: why is there glitter on your face? Me not wanting her to know I was doing arts and crafts: “I was at a strip club”

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submitted 3 hours ago • 160 comments

Yep! That’s The Guy! Reeks Of Hypocrisy….

submitted 2 hours ago • 199 comments

Turns out, judges agree.

submitted 4 hours ago • 147 comments

If someone isn’t parking a TACO food truck outside the White House, what are we even doing with this stupid timeline!?

submitted 2 hours ago • 197 comments

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It’s almost like it’s a personal grudge or something.

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This is Little Plum. She was left with broken ribs and abrasions after getting hit by a car. Thankfully, with crate rest and supervision, she was able to heal. Turns out, she also had bad dental disease. We covered her care, which included many tooth extractions, and she’s since been adopted ❤️‍🩹

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Something spicy & delicious as a taco has gotten under Trumplestiltkin's thin tangerine skin. Seems the master of mean, juvenile nicknames can dish them out but when directed towards him, he can't take it, angrily calling it "nasty."🤣 Good to know. (you know what to do!) 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮

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Being told that someone looks to my life as a road map through their own struggles when I thought I was following them. Being your fully human, messy self with people can improve both your lives.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

And there it is …

submitted 5 hours ago • 201 comments

06Jun2025 Mass Protest

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Not to be earnest but never let anyone or anything tell you your life is over when you’ve survived too much to get there

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

does anyone even eat cashews anymore. hasn't everyone moved on to creditshews or venmoshews

submitted 23 hours ago • 20 comments

If Prince Harry, with a net worth of 60 million, can pay for his own security, those three mistakes Ivana & Donald created should damn well pay for their on security details. They were neither politicians or president.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Air New Zealand keeps sending me emails promoting sale flights to America. Lol read the room guys

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

Karoline Leavitt is clearly making this stuff up as she goes.

submitted 4 hours ago • 543 comments

If they are actually going to enforce deportations in FL at job sites then the construction industry in FL will grind to a halt. Until they can replace those employees with US-born workers willing to work outside in the summer in 100 degree heat & humidity. Should be no problem.

submitted 5 hours ago • 737 comments

if you work on a screen it's important to take breaks to look outside and rest your eyes and remind yourself that you were once free.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Today’s lunch consisted of watermelon, one beef stick, and a cream cheese danish. Don’t tell me I’m not fancy.

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submitted 4 hours ago • 95 comments

#TacoTrump and feel free to share!

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

Live on 93-North. 📹: @haileyjade617

submitted 7 hours ago • 97 comments

This is for you Cheeto. You are the antichrist and we don’t believe in you in my house.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

The person who copyrights the taco Trump balloon will be a billionaire as well

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐀𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐎𝐮𝐭. 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐫. 𝐃𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐫. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞’𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐦 𝐨𝐧... 𝐢𝐬 𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐩.

submitted 6 hours ago • 51 comments

The mad king’s pardons are the making of his “brown shirts.” As they are doing with ICE, this will be a lawless group intended to terrorise Americans and foment a violent reaction - leading to martial and potentially civil war. The mad king is a clear and present danger.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Holy shit. 😳 Was sitting on my deck pretending to work, and a squirrel popped up maybe 2 feet from me. I gasped, he stared at me, then he scrambled away, scaring the shit out of me. A woodpecker also landed on the deck, then flew away chittering, obvs cursing me out. It’s MY deck, my dudes!😂

submitted 1 day ago • 23 comments

Spies don't even get to use poison umbrellas anymore, it's all digital.

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

Occurs to me this might not be the most Qatar appropriate tote bag.

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Lay down with Maga and this kinda shit happens

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Aren’t these folks tired of twisting reality yet??? I’m exhausted just watching the madness.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment