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Dad, Husband, Nazarene Pastor, Chicago Bears, Florida Gators, Nashville SC
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Severance is this generations LOST

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

personally I think Kendrick should have looked directly into the camera and changed the lyrics of "Not Like Us" into a political treatise explaining his exact position on both separation of powers and the immortal science of dialectical materialism. missed opportunity tbh

submitted 26 days ago • 114 comments

The two themes from super-bowl commercials this year: “why can’t we all just get along” and “body parts doing weird things” (wtf was up with that tongue commercial and skin hats)

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

0-0. Let’s get to work. 🐻⬇️

submitted 27 days ago • 6 comments

Bears fan lore: Vic Fangio (Philly DC) was the DC for Matt Nagy (KC OC) when Nagy was the head coach for the Bears in 2018.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

First it was CRT, now DEI. Let’s get ahead of the curve and come up with some wacky new acronyms to get the MAGA folk all riled up.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

WATCH: J.D. Vance attempts to justify Trump pardoning those who violently attacked police officers (which Vance repeatedly said he wouldn’t do)

submitted 42 days ago • 253 comments

Guess we’re rooting for a Saquon Super Bowl huh?

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

This is one of the most athletic things I’ve seen in my life.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Been thinking a lot about this whole thing with Donald Trump and Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde. And I can’t help but think of Nathaniel confronting David over the assault of Bathsheba and murder of her husband. The difference there being that David repented and Donald Trump kept doing what he does.

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

Hey, but at least eggs will be cheaper, right?

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

This is probably the most truly Christian thing those first few rows have heard in forever.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.

submitted 47 days ago • 910 comments

Earth Explodes theonion.com/earth-e...

submitted 48 days ago • 1088 comments

The last tweet I saw before deactivating my twitter was someone insinuating that Elon did the Heil to troll the libs by distracting them and highlighting their inability to report the truth in context… I have no words. This is the darkest timeline.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Inject it into my veins

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

LA PORTA WHAT A CATCH MY GODDDDDDDDD

submitted 49 days ago • 50 comments

I’m convinced the Walmart ‘redesign’ was purposely minimal to get the internet to talk about how they didn’t change anything about the branding and someone got paid a lot of money. Therefore, a lot of people are talking about Walmart.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I’m getting to the age where these college football players look like children.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Winter Storm Watch Total snow accumulations between 4 and 7 inches with locally higher amounts to 8 inches possible. From Friday morning through late Friday night. Plan on slippery roads and difficult travel conditions. The hazardous conditions could impact the Friday evening commute.

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments

if i were bono, i’d quit music & open up a gluten free bakery called “Where The Treats Have No Grain”

submitted 65 days ago • 248 comments

Stay Humble: Have three year olds and let them hear you say “I made a mistake” enough for them to say “daddy, you made a mistake” back to you every time you say a paw patrol character name incorrectly or forget something at home.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Would love to see Boise State go on a tear through the playoff

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

by beating the Niners, the Lions have ensured that the Bears will finish with more losses than the rest of the division combined

submitted 68 days ago • 16 comments

The other Bowl Games need to take note from the Pop-Tart Bowl: Tax Slayer Gator Bowl? MVP of the winning team gets to have a sword fight with the personification of his taxes, and if he wins he gets his taxes paid for.

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

Caleb Williams is the Quarterback, Right Guard, Left Guard, Center, and both Tackles. Bear Down Chicago Bears I guess.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I want to stab my eyes out (thanks Chicago Bears)

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

The Chicago Bears have to get their line figured out

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick’s gotta follow that in a couple months?

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

It doesn’t matter what he’s wearing. Post Malone always looks like he has rabies.

submitted 73 days ago • 19 comments

Simple solution: Caleb needs to throw an interception so they start winning again

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

The losing streak is 9. And so is the interception-less streak! Lions 34, Bears 17 The Bears are 4-11.

submitted 77 days ago • 5 comments

I will not get my hopes up I will not get my hopes up I will not get my hopes up I will not get my hopes up

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Take a shot every time the Bears have a big pass play followed by a ticky tack holding penalty.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

I didn’t even have my hopes up for this game and there Chicago Bears have still found a way to make me sad

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Bears down 😭

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Hate watching the Aaron Rodgers doc.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

The Chicago Bears are such an unserious organization

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Chicago Bears upset incoming.

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

It’s no coincidence that the UFO’s in New Jersey started showing up as the Era’s tour was ending.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments