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jbennardo222.bsky.social
Humor writer with a fiction novel on Amazon. Also a documentary filmmaker - about the $2 bill. Cancer survivor. Wheel of Fortune champion. Smart ass.
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Is there a band I'm unaware of that would be lower on the "alphabetical order" list than ZZ Top?

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

@paulmakesmovies.bsky.social give me some of your best follows on here. Movies, humor, creative artists.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

I wanted a steak quesadilla at @chipotle.bsky.social tonight. Tried to order at the counter, but was told it can only be ordered online. "But I'm standing here. Can you just make one & collect my money?" I guess not. Had to go outside, order on the app, come back in and watch them make it. Stupid.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Shouldn't the second season of the show 1923 be called 1924?

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My new bathroom decor? I do need to work on my 3-point shooting.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Worth sharing on any platform. No context needed. It is what it is.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

"When you're in love with a beautiful woman, it's hard" - Dr Hook

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

Yes, Die Hard is on. Yes, I'm watching it (again)

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Question: wtf is Jason Momoa doing dancing around in T-mobile commercials and now a Monopoly Go (with Chris Pratt, by the way) gaming ad on my phone? Did Aquaman not pay well enough?

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

Just knocked off the last piece of my leftover Carvel ice cream birthday cake (from late October). It thaws so well and still tastes exceptional!

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

So, what's a tweet called on this platform? A bluey?

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment