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jbk-allday.bsky.social
Canadian. He/him. Has a pet snake. Trained for art, currently in nightshift hell.
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Repost with the first album you bought with your own money.

Only 49 min in to The Harder They Fall and yeah it's easily a damn 10/10 so far. Fantastic Western movie, mad that i didn't watch it sooner considering how i was really excited when it was coming out.

With the death of ASoM the only madness left to us is (quite obviously) macho madness which, thankfully, is eternal.

If I didn't just half ass this (and also wanna clear some stuff out of the fridge) it could've been a ten outta ten easy. Id say 7/10 if I'm generous since the veggies are a little over cooked.

Dog nearly crushed the nail on my left ring finger when I was switching the grip on the leash walking him. Bright side: I'm no longer feeling sleepy because nothing wakes you the fuck up like pain and he had a great time

Got home almost 40 min ago, let the dog out. After he ate he immediately went to monitor the parking lot below.

Roommate taking his bowling ball to work, playing as a reserve member of a team. "Game tonight." "Yeah?" "Team's mostly old men, I'm subbing the next 3 weeks. Lotta guys are dropping like flies." "...from death or-" "no, none of them are dead...yet, I guess."

The hairline fractures in my glass coffee maker's pot are now officially a problem so we're going back to the old country with this one

Since I have no idea if my roommate took his dog out to poop before going to bed since he seems to have gone to bed uncharacteristically early I shall bundle up in many layers and trundle forth into the frozen wastes.

Just who did mean gene think he was, doubting El Dandy of all people? Preposterous. You can't just go around doubting someone of that calibre.

The dog is so bummed out that he puked after getting a nice, fresh chopped up chicken tender. He replaced that sadness with rage when he heard someone daring to exist in the hallway but that faded back into sadness at the loss of the tender immediately.

The audacity of my place of work to play shitty music and ads all day AND night AND outside should get the people in charge arrested and sent into exile on the moon.

Oh singular beer in a smoothie cup. You'll give me the strength to go on

Alright I'm back home and I can feel my face and toes again I will now commence with doing more than just laying on this bed.

Because management refuses to understand the floor waxing means we can't start doing work when scheduled and causes severe delays I get to goof off for ten minutes.

Small break in hiding from the snow squall until I have to go to work tonight.

Officially two years old now

"whatcha thinking about" "How the simple & stalwart cardboard baler could be a modern reinterpretation of the guillotine if we used it on Elon Musk to dispense justice for his large scale bullshitery" "What?!" "I mean uh nothin' weird, just sane things, totally things that are sane that's for sure."

Holy shit I just found something I'd been searching for since I moved into this apartment.

There are few intros to songs than children of bodom sampling the line from 1984's Asmodeus "from now on, we are enemies...you and I" on their song Warheart.

Night off so we're starting it off right with a headrub

multiple news outlets reporting on the anthem-booing at the hockey games last night really does feel like this kate beaton bit lmao

Had to bust out a sugar free energy drink at work like a break glass emergency fire extinguisher since I was actually falling asleep standing up

Body broken...from work. Must...walk...dog...soon... Must gather...energy...to move...my legs

Still Satan's taint level cold out, now it's just sunny. I should bring the dog outside and get that over with but i'm waiting for my toes to not be numb anymore. Considering inventing time travel to go back and punch both my grandfathers for deciding to move here.

It's almost five am which means it's lunch break time aka I'm gonna sit outside and sip this lukewarm bottle of water for 30 min while the air is colder than Satan's taint

No cheating, your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. I feel like his advice is going to be detrimental in the long run but okay, yeah sure.

Me: man i love seeing all this year of the snake stuff *constantly reminded of the passage of time and that my pet snake is fated to die one day* Me: if my snake dies this year i may kill the concept of time with my bare fucking hands. If all clocks stop working at once that's why