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Minneapolis is consistently rated one of the best places to live, we largely avoided the pandemic bump in rents, and 95% of our residents live within a 10 minute walk of a park. oooooh so scary.

submitted 209 days ago • 19 comments

Can we talk for a second about how everything from Calvin & Hobbes profile pics to window decals involve people being weird sociopaths when that comic was all about the joy of life and connection?

submitted 519 days ago • 33 comments

Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner

submitted 529 days ago • 57 comments

goddamn, you'd think the Bluesky servers were Cambodian children with how Kissinger is murdering them here

submitted 529 days ago • 9 comments

my life got better when i stopped worrying about whether my hobbies or interests are "basic" or not. who cares. it IS wine o'clock. i DO love coffee. thank you for noticing, TJ Maxx clearance crop top

submitted 533 days ago • 15 comments

Pecans also taste way better, eat more pecans

submitted 539 days ago • 14 comments

Wow. Do NOT check out what's going on in the world

submitted 541 days ago • 12 comments

I'm buying the new Rothfuss book, but I'm not happy about it. FINISH THE SERIES PATRICK.

submitted 543 days ago • 0 comments

yeah and

submitted 561 days ago • 18 comments

So here’s one of my things about AI. Right now, content that can be generated by AI—things like art, stock photos, listicles, articles—is not actually particularly expensive.

submitted 554 days ago • 2 comments

In 2009, Avenue Q went on tour posing the harsh question "What do you do with a BA in English?" to America.

submitted 555 days ago • 0 comments

This is Kor. Kor is being a good person when he accidentally deadnames Jadzia. Be like Kor, be like Klingons, say trans rights are human rights without hesitation.

submitted 557 days ago • 12 comments

Yeah man our failure to do this after Appomattox led to 90 years of a one-party apartheid terror state that we barely dismantled while my parents were kids so I’m fine with making up for lost time

submitted 561 days ago • 9 comments

White evangelicals have really benefitted from the thing where normies refuse to believe you when you explain what white evangelicals actually believe

submitted 563 days ago • 53 comments

This was taken less than 2 miles from North Minneapolis. I got here on a bicycle, passing many families out with their children. MSP has its flaws, but we really knock it out of the park when it comes to urban parks.

submitted 566 days ago • 0 comments

The IRS crackdown on rich taxpayers is already raking in millions in back taxes. It has already collected $122 million from 100 of the 1,600 millionaires who were behind on taxes. Next year, the agency is going to start auditing 60 major corporations www.marketwatch.com/story/the-ir...

submitted 570 days ago • 7 comments

I'm shocked. Shocked.

submitted 571 days ago • 1 comment

@theonion.bsky.social knocks it out of the park.

submitted 575 days ago • 0 comments

Never stops being true

submitted 576 days ago • 24 comments

Vivek Ramaswamy is the only candidate for Presidential office bold enough to propose securing the US Canadian border. My family was terrified to camp on this idyllic paradise knowing a Canadian could just canoe over at any time. We certainly made sure to not cross the obvious border.

submitted 582 days ago • 0 comments

Woke up and Musk's latest change (removing headlines from links) has turned all our articles into surreal clickhole posts. Masterful gambit, sir.

submitted 585 days ago • 22 comments

Getting alerts for Fantasy Football as a person who doesn't enjoy football is weird. The app will say "XYZ player is doing well!" and I'll click through to see how many points they've scored for me, and instead it will list two cities with random numbers next to their names.

submitted 589 days ago • 1 comment

reminder: do not EVER purchase a bagel from a "bagel shop" or the bagel section at the grocery! adopt one from a bagel rescue or your county's bagel shelter

submitted 590 days ago • 25 comments

We can work with this: Medicare for the Bottom 95% (means-testing sucks but compromise!) Defund 90% of the Police Abortion on Demand with Insincere Apology Drag Queen 54-minute Story Time 95% Jubilee for College Debt Trans athletes can compete unless they roll 1 on a d20 right before the match

submitted 590 days ago • 33 comments

Michael Gamon was Diane Feinstein's final horcrux. Is this something? I'm 37. What is my life.

submitted 591 days ago • 0 comments

The old season is dying and the new season is struggling to be born. Now is the time for soup.

submitted 595 days ago • 1 comment

I feel like we spent a lot of time discovering that white dudes think about the Roman Empire daily. Maybe we can help them remember that Rome was very, very, very gay.

submitted 595 days ago • 0 comments

Once again, five people live here.

submitted 600 days ago • 0 comments

I kinda love how the three microblogging platforms have conveniently sorted themselves by the three main factions of Online: fascists, trans people, and brands

submitted 601 days ago • 14 comments

ordered greek food but i’m not going to pick it up. never meet your gyros

submitted 603 days ago • 25 comments

there is an entire army of lonely retired or semi-retired boomers who spent years yelling about kids these days using too much tv and technology who now exist as a highly monetized demographic simply because they have the tv on the entire day as familiar company

submitted 608 days ago • 14 comments

Turning a song about the lonesome heartbreak of being a bottomed-out alcoholic into a wildly successful lifestyle brand is a real monument to American culture

submitted 618 days ago • 12 comments