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When I’m listening to Chappell Roan, I’m either thinking about Pokémon or vocaloid with no exceptions but one and I don’t know why.

Funny robot goes to space and kills child

Mario character tier list, but it’s based on what they think of the queers

I’m staying over at my dad’s till wendsday, mostly to spend time and come out to him about being transgender (it went well, but that’s not that big of a surprise.) I go to grab a drink of milk before bed, pulled out a mug that I thought was normal, and then I turned it around.

Love. Endures.

Gonna make a stupid dumb category for mkw called “purchase to Rosalina%” where you speedrun getting Mario Kart World and the switch 2, go back to your house, set up the console, play world and unlock Rosalina. This will be a revolutionary concept

Marvel guilty gear Dead fella Spy guy Pirate game. Neat state of play for once

Why does he look so offended at the funny shark

Guys

What if Dr Mario’s neutral b move just involved him throwing random prescription pills for no reason and they had seperate effects on every character for no reason

Reposting the guilty gear tier list for who has the best chance for getting into Fortnite and which songs would fit Fortnite festival I posted to Reddit (got deleted by mods (for fair reasons))

WAIT, DID THEY ACTUALLY MAKE UNIKA GAY FOR BRIDGET?????

To celebrate Easter this year, I’m being immature

I wonder if there’s someone out in the world who thanks god for giving them the Mario autism instead of the sonic autism

I saw the movie an yeah

Oh Christ and god

Look at this idiot i got in the mail today. Thanks @newblood.games @makeship.bsky.social

I am imagine #him taking a badly rusted sheet of regular metal and using a shitty “gold”spray paint on it

I made a list of everything new about #MarioKartWorld just to see if if everything it adds is worth the price tag for me, but i thought it would be good to share with other people. #Nintendo #NintendoSwitch2 #godihatetheusa (this one is either related or unrelated)

You could probably make tons of variants of the monkey’s paw

Nintendo Autism is staying up until 1:17 minimum

I love this game, but what in the held together with duct tape and glue was that

She tomo on my dachi till I life

I don’t fucking nf care TOMODACHI LIKIIIIIIFIE

nintendo direct bingo

Tomodachi life better be tomorrow

Team Yuri will be real in a few moments

got halfway through godzilla 1998. holy fuck (bad)

Finished Godzilla minus one. holy fuck

Game where Godzilla is attacking a city but you play as a rat, street or fancy trying to survive while he’s attacking

Realising ddlc would be so much better if they covered Weezer songs instead of them dying, and still having the twist that Monika was behind and she was sentient but she was just a massive Weezer fan instead of whatever bullshit she did. And she opens up Spotify on your pc to play pork and beans.

I should probably change my name on all social media platforms butt uhhhhh 1. Twitter sucks because obvious reasons 2. I am not ready to come out to everyone on Facebook dot com

Do you think if Chappell roan was in Pokémon, it would be called pink ponyta

Donkey Kong, what is a really old way of saying happy? Donkey kong:

So yeah, I’m a gamer. *bad to the bone riff but it’s the Weezer lick*

Okay so like, what if there was YURI with a vampire and a werewolf, guys. And it’s like based on after midnight by chappell roan, guys. I think it would be peak, guys

got bored, made this tier list waiting for the pokemon presents, thoughts?

if i were in charge of a godzilla project, i'd make a show where kong, godzilla and mothra travel the world to visit different places and i would give them the most stupidest of personalities