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Compton, CA: A masked, heavily-armed man wearing body armor jumped out of a SUV today to kidnap a local resident. He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.

How can I sleep with scenes like these in LA

They keep talking about punishing protestors as if this country wasn’t FOUNDED BY PROTESTERS WHO ENSHRINED THE RIGHT TO PROTEST, I AM SO TIRED OF HOW STUPID THINGS HAVE BECOME

me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok

EARTHQUAKE ! #LosAngeles

Nothin wrong with an itty bitty earthquake, just a lil guy

Earthquake vibes

I'm so scared of cities. All those buildings so close to each other. You can go to the movie theater and a restaurant and the park while walking, in defiance of God. There are people you haven't met before. Sometimes there's a dog in a jacket

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

Me and my Bluesky bubble

Can’t believe these dillweeds are trying to ruin jacaranda season

frasier: niles did you see the world's two worst people are fighting? niles: i didn't know maris's mother was in town

this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.

nathan fielder went on CNN to talk about airline safety this morning lmfao

Every time Nathan Fielder appears somewhere, they should play "Bring Me to Life" like it was his wrestling walk out music.

LOL Here's Nathan Fielder on CNN this morning, completely committing to the bit, which includes him telling Pamela Brown that Wolf Blitzer is more important because his name is first on the show's title. "But you don‘t want to say to Wolf you can‘t... you don‘t want to say, 'oh, I don‘t want to.'"

ICE kidnapping people out of their trucks on Martha’s Vineyard and Nantucket vineyardgazette.com/news/2025/05...

still waiting for one (1) reporter with access to ask Musk or Trump what they think about Amy Gleason’s job performance

people will say anything on here. “Bluesky is dead” no it’s not. that’s not true.

Absolutely surreal to have lived through the Napster days and watched as the titans of industry moved hell and high water to lock down any possible chance that someone's song might get swapped online without giving the studios a cut and now those same people are just like "well we gotta steal music"

The bad news is Bluesky's daily unique liker count is down over a three-month period. The good news is you can just use whatever websites you want to without caring about that kind of stuff for any reason

oh my god Nathan how many years collective years did he take off the lives of HBO's legal team

If I ever disappear I want Swifties to look for me

Wild how quickly “can they do that?” became a political question and not a legal one

It's official: Judge Mizelle has invited amicus briefs on my motion to dismiss. @aclu.org! @eff.org! We'd love your input. Everyone else: if you know someone or an organization working on civil liberties, electronic freedom, privacy issues, and so on—please forward this info to them.

the subtle art of giving the fuck up

New blog post: halfway through the current 8-year planning cycle, LA is missing its housing quotas, badly. 1/ 53studio.com/blogs/jakes-...

Possibly we should not have elected the unholy love child of Veruca Salt and Mike Teevee

How is nobody talking about the Mansard roofs in Ghorman

“Our autopsy found the Holy Father had a substantial amount of Eucharist in his system— roughly four times the legal limit—at the time of death,” said Fernando Ruini theonion.com/vatican...

Enough time has passed: somebody needs to write a new jock jam

Legit the best thing any Dem has done to date in response to Trump and it happened because he cared more about serving his constituents than public polling about immigration.

The bipartisan belief that America would be a better place if *other people* worked in a factory. www.ft.com/content/8459...