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jbronn.bsky.social
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holy shit Palo Alto’s GlobalConnect VPN client software sucks ass

on the bright side, it’ll be nice to travel abroad and not hear American pop music for once. media hegemony dies hard, yo.

Kids: respectfully, fuck your Beats headphones and buy some Sony studio monitors — save some money and gain fidelity.

realizing I’ll need to travel abroad for my flu & covid vaccines this fall: fuck you if you voted for death.

cf law school is trade school despite the “doctorate” it awards

why attend law school in a monarchy?

the collapse of American society goes down better discussing it with your homies

Pro-tip: the UK doesn’t know the location of US passport RFID chips — scan the *back cover* instead for a less frustrating experience.

“I drink Evian water while my thoughts get published”

Civ VII is buggy but still worth it

aight UK here I come — looks like I get to break in the ETA app too

Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private email server or Elon Musk giving full access to all government information to a nineteen-year old named Big Balls with ties to a child pornography collective known for its extortion techniques, both sides have played loose with security.

Apple Maps wins against Google Maps (for now)

For everyone else: @matthewstoller.bsky.social is toxic and @edzitron.com should be ashamed for featuring this clown on his podcast.

debating whether to involve myself in OSS again

“Because Apple has added OCR to the MacOS image display system, I can get more reliable results by screenshotting the PDF and then copying the text out of that. This is the true mark of its enshittification: I now wish the journals would just give me a giant PNG.” — @jtimmer.bsky.social !!

I file income taxes early as possible due to identity theft risks, meanwhile I didn’t consider collapse of the federal workforce 🤔

I also have jewelry opinions … why did Pharrell think he could design pieces as well as he could produce music?

I’ve learned entirely too much about Istio and the Kubernetes Gateway API that’s healthy for an individual,

enjoy the last days of American “freedom” it’s all downhill from here 😬

“It’s all therapy on top of turntable riffs.”

Too much of my vinyl collection is Atmosphere and I don’t care

Voodoo Ray still slaps

why am I trapped in the 80s, sipping on Romulan Ale with Kirk & McCoy?

I’m glad I went to college when there was no consensus on languages. Algorithms 101 & 102 in C++. Functional languages in Scheme. Operating systems in Python (interacting with not implementing). Everything else in Java. It’s all the same: drop the crusade unless you’re being paid to care.

Everyone loves an extensive vinyl collection until they have to move it somewhere else 🤣

did my first AI prompt ever today on the new laptop and had llama3.3 write some poems about my pets

can’t wait for SCOTUS to decide the 22nd amendment only applies to consecutive terms, you’ve been warned

trying to enjoy our last days of sane government, apologies for the drunk skeets

Fuck your Beats headphones. My MDR-7509HD’s are better, cheaper, and last for decades.

exhausted the available spare sectors on primary NVMe on work laptop and giving myself a headache trying to upgrade to Ubuntu 24.04 and restore files on the replacement